Q. How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Bananna

What is grosser than gross?

A pancake that has fallen on the kitchen floor and you are very hungry for a pancake, but when you pick the pancake up you find the gooey syrup and the creamy butter are like flypaper and so your spongey, yummy pancake is covered in lint, dustmites, a splotch of still-moist mustard from the night before, a broken match, a dirty fingernail, and of course millions of squirming, pulsing bacteria. Also: the pancake now smells like bellybutton, so you puke. But your stomach is empty so you dry heave, and now the pancake is covered in your early morning bile. Anyway, you're so hungry so you eat the pancake.

Man, that is totally gross.

was reminded of that ancient joke....
If people from Poland are called Poles.what are people from Holland called?

.........by the way meet my friend Mr Lal.Mr Lal is a communist.........

Kaun Beej bota hai yaaron,Phal ye kaun chakhe.
Yeh jag jantar mantar maya, kaun yeh khel rache.

Kaun chadhae roj ye suraj, pavan kaun phuke.
............Kaun (Indian Ocean)

...and the donga dimakh works overtime.

hamne suna that sabar ka phal meetha hota hai..
Ye Sabar ka phal kya cheez hai?hamne to seb, anar , kela suna hai.

Carry me, caravan.
Take me away.
Take me to Portugal.
Take me to Spain.
Andalusia
With fields full of grain,
I have to see you
Again and again.
Take me, Spanish caravan.
Yes, I know you can.

Trade winds find Galleons
Lost in the sea.
I know where treasure
Is waiting for me.
Silver and gold
In the mountains of Spain,
I have to see you
Again and again.
Take me, Spanish caravan.
Yes, I know you can................Spanish Caravan(The Doors)

Two minutes silence...My phone died.

Well, talking bout how the meaning of it all lies in the hedge at the bottom of someones garden.
*then why arent gardeners wise?
well, they are.gardeners are enlightened.
*eh?
yup.working so many hours in the sun they are definitely "enlightened"
* *pukes*

id love to....but im teaching my ferret to yodel and i cant make it.

I am joining the DNA....the National Association of Dyslexics.

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ........Socrates

You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.

.....sometimes I feel like the aforementioned one legged man in an arse kicking contest.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
-- Douglas Adams

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,
will prevent you from rolling over and going back to
sleep when you hit the snooze button.

Possibly for the first time in my life academics has overtaken everything else(well not much of a choice when you consider college always finishes after 5)
anyway all this hard work is good for health, but so is karela, and u dont see ppl lining up to eat raw karela now do you? eh?eh?personally i wouldnt even eat cooked karela.

There is a theory which states that if any one discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here,it will instantly disappear and be replaced by someting even more bizzare and inexplicable.


There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
................(from The Restraurant at the End of the Universe. by Douglas Adams)

as some great philosophet once said (when he was stoned)."the meaning of it all,lies in the hedge at the bottom of the garden". alrighty.......problem is...which garden?.

veni
vedi
dormi
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