Its a mad mad world

The Prof walks into the class glares at all of us,then turns to the board and writes in capital letters SOD.
We thought,this was it, the Prof had finally lost it after years of teaching faaltu people like us and associating with chimpanzees err i mean the other professors .He had finally, lost control...
Alas this was not to be for after a brief pause he started talking about SuperOxide Dismutase.

Next class prof walks in looks at us and says"You off the fans my sound is not be vijible to you all"

Another one. Prof looks at us and asks "what is the region?"
As usual I was asleep and was woken up by nudge from classmate.
Prof repeated "what is the region"
I almost said Telangana.but i realised in time that I was pursuing a masters degree in Chemistry and not Geography, so I wondered what region had to do with it...then slowly it dawned on me...he was looking for a reason. for something...of course due to circumstances beyond my control like sleep...I could not answer that question and stated so...

I think I have a reasonable high threshold for tolerating so called 'bad smells', I guess it is because of the long hourse spent in various labs,or maybe it was just the stinking loos in NC that caused this resistance.Now till a few days ago I would have classified the worst smell I have experienced as being that of a blood sample gone bad..man you can smell that right across a lab...but that was before I met Mr S.This guy stinks so badly.Rumour has it that he was chucked out from the hostel for this reason. his former room mates tell me that the guy hadn't had a bath or washed his clothes ever since he joined the hostel two years ago. I mean to be chucked out of OU hostel takes some doing.Many people have even raised thier familes there...Now this guy insists on sitting just in front of me in class ,believe me ..I havent come across worse forms of torture..I'll even take my 8th class hindi master's "wall-chair" punishment.This is the only time I was gratefull I had a cold....Did I tell you he doesnt belive in brushing his teeth either....We know the guy has entered the university campus.We get the "charachteristic odour" when S reaches the Uni gate.considering the Uni gate is about a kilometer and a half from the department(at least).Maybe we could harness his power.Use lock him up in a perfume factory and unleash on "dushman desh" during times of international unrest and such like, like a sort of nucelar detterent, worse than mustard gas or nerve gas.

This Friday evening ,I had a cold and a fever.But at least the Sax was great.

Courtroom Scene
Ab aap Geeta pe haath rakh kar ...
Defendant: Arey! Pehle Rita pe haath lagaya to jail bhijaye...Ab aap ich kehrein Geeta pe haat rakho...

Intense boredom. I now understand what that feels like.Usually my overactive imagination and the voices in my head keep me entertained.But this Prof is so Boring (notice the capital B) that even the voices in my head have either fallen asleep or commited suicide.siigh no more self entertainment for me.

(DB) : Oooh. Its so hot and uncomfartable without AC.

Right!!!! This I hear after travelling in a jam packed suburban bus.During rush hour.With not enough room to stand on both legs (I was perched like a fucking flamingo[I dont mean like a Flamingo involved in intercourse..you get it right?]), to top all that I'm wearing a high polyester content wallah shirt..oh im not finished..the guy whos armpit my face was shoved against hadnt had a bath or chaned for weeks..smelt of beedis,toddy and stale sweat.(yes again..that mixture of smells keeps bloody haunting me)....and you bitch are cribbing cause its 31C outside and you dont have an AC.Uncomfortable katte....maaakikirkiri

Whats a fine for doing wrong?....hehe a Syn Tax
Whats a Syntax error?....A mistake made while filing your Syntax

Naxals

Would you call the ancient house of ill repute a 'Whory' edifice?

Would you call the ancient house of ill repute a 'Whory' edifice?

If Ganguly was fined 100% match fee.
Could we say he was "cash"trated?

A : "I'm Down in the dumps"
B : Arey! then see if you can find my favourite T-shirt that my mom threw away.

Arey! Algebra must have been easy for Roman dudes.Whatever they did X always was 10.

Consider
3X + 4X = 7; What is the value of X (5 marks)

Never mind whatever you get on solving...behenchod...X is always 10...But I'm sure if I tried thatt during my maths exam I'd have flunked big time..but since I anyway flunked...might have beeen worth a try..

Correct wonly they tolded. An idle mind is Shaitan Chichcha's workshop wonly.Full fabrication he will to be doings .

In capitalism, man exploits man.
In socialism it's the other way round.

The days of good English has went. :D

The voices in my head keep telling me not to listen to the voices in my head.I don't know if I should listen to them or not.

The voices in my head keep telling me not to listen to the voices in my head.I don't know if I should listen to them or not.

The voices in my head keep telling me not to listen to the voices in my head.I don't know if I should listen to them or not.

Arey! these Ghutka Barons are full in trouble for thier alleged nefarious activities, so did this involve "supari" killings?