If you get drunk in the French capital city.Are you plastered in Paris?

A Short-toed eagle, Image from www.rarebirdphotography.co.uk

Bird of prey (The Doors)

Bird of prey,
Bird of prey,
Flying high,
Flying high,
in the summer sky

Bird of prey,
Bird of prey,
Flying high,
Flying high,
Gently Passing By

Bird of prey,
Bird of prey,
Flying high,
Flying high,
Am I going To Die?
Bird of prey,
Bird of prey,
Flying high,
Flying high,
Take me on your Flight

Meri Desh ki Dharti.

Finally finished shifting houses, I now officially live in the back of beyond. first reach beyond phir second left,3rd right,phir seeeeeeeedha chale jao. stop just before you go to heck..what is heck you might ask, as a wise(ass) man once said "heck is where you go to if you dont believe in gosh".Actually my area is now becoming "full posh" the kallu compounds are giving way to permit room types.Hey but technology is fast catching up. I dont have a phone, i dont have TV, But Internet is here :D.
seriously, BSNL hasn't laid phone lines here ,(though i hear a few linesmen have laid....err never mind).Arey there are fields 100 odd yards from my house...On the good side, i can try and patao some gaon ki gori type. I have practiced specific pick up lines..eg"Basanti, Tumhara naam kya hai ?" (of course in the flick it was Jai who said and not veeru).
On a Happier note. I finished writing what would hopefully be my last eggjam for a while ...lets wait till the results before I say anymore.

I am going to start a cult, for clumsy people wonly.I am going to call it The Ku Klutz Klan. We shall all wear white sheets and keep tripping over them, and set fire to them attempting to put up burning crosses (a tip: first put the cross up and then burn it)

Discussion on MCP Dialogues from hindi flicks..

Biwi khaana garma karti hai aur rakhel bistar..

A:Yaar ye kya microwave oven se shadi karega kya?
B: Hehe would give a new meaning to the term "a hot wife"
A: But he'd better watch out though..you while having"shareeric Sambandh"
C:Why?
A: 'Cause microwaves se cancer hota hai...And you know you dont want to get it in the wrong places?
B: Like there is a right place?
C: microwave se shaadi, this is like "biwi naram padosan garam" gone ulta.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk......Anon.

Ok .I am kinda neglecting my blog..what to do, I am suffering from severe endsemitis..A condition brought on every 6 months or so, wherin 4 months of notes is squeezed into a brain ,the size of a pea...or at least we try...we dont always succeed though .Endsemitis also has effect on the nervous system, and a very nervous system at that...It causes the brain sometimes to short circuit, sending all the impulses haywire...causing people to make Nobel winning statements like "When the atom inside the electron is excited"....This is it people, the slog overs, wherein the asking rate is steadily climbing, even as i waste time typing this.so I go, but I come back eh?

bus stop batku......what to do.we are like that wonly.kindly do adjustment.

Gross encounters of the turd kind.

The Sewage line of the colony got blocked.Therefore all the remanants of what people ate yesterday, ended up in my garden.(and i dont mean the paper the family pack biryani came in).Why did it choose my garden i wonder..now at least i wont have to spend money for fertilizer.But the smell.....gag..As Non-Sensei suggested maybe i should play a game and see if i can identify my own turd when it resurfaces in my garden.

When life seems to be moving smoothly, it has a tendancy to screech to a testicle twisting halt.This is why "support" is necessary. Good support prevents emergency visit to the andrologist.

Venue: Sangeet theater (note : it is a cinema theater)

Question : Oooooooooh!! What are you doing here..

Some possible answers that run through me head:
I'm here to have my gall bladder removed.Wanna watch?
I'm here for the adventure sports.Standing in queues for one hour trying to get tickets is an adrenalin rush.
You see I have this rash....
I'm collecting air samples to do studies on communicable diseases. theaters are the best places to get maximum germs in sample.
I came to steal the tomatoes from the sandwiches.
MWHAHAH.Death to the infidel dogs.I have B.anthracis in this vial.
Ghar mein paani nahin aara. I thought I'd bathe in the loo here.In the washbasin.
Sabu applied formula 93 and so I landed here from Bhatinda.

"Sabu.Apply formula number 93"

The Centipede- Ogden Nash

I objurgate the centipede,
A bug we do not really need.
At sleepy-time he beats a path
Straight to the bedroom or the bath.
You always wallop where he's not,
Or, if he is, he makes a spot.

Don't sweat the petty things.More importantly don't pet the sweaty things.

If it all made sense,it wouldn't be as much fun.

Its a mad mad world

The Prof walks into the class glares at all of us,then turns to the board and writes in capital letters SOD.
We thought,this was it, the Prof had finally lost it after years of teaching faaltu people like us and associating with chimpanzees err i mean the other professors .He had finally, lost control...
Alas this was not to be for after a brief pause he started talking about SuperOxide Dismutase.

Next class prof walks in looks at us and says"You off the fans my sound is not be vijible to you all"

Another one. Prof looks at us and asks "what is the region?"
As usual I was asleep and was woken up by nudge from classmate.
Prof repeated "what is the region"
I almost said Telangana.but i realised in time that I was pursuing a masters degree in Chemistry and not Geography, so I wondered what region had to do with it...then slowly it dawned on me...he was looking for a reason. for something...of course due to circumstances beyond my control like sleep...I could not answer that question and stated so...

I think I have a reasonable high threshold for tolerating so called 'bad smells', I guess it is because of the long hourse spent in various labs,or maybe it was just the stinking loos in NC that caused this resistance.Now till a few days ago I would have classified the worst smell I have experienced as being that of a blood sample gone bad..man you can smell that right across a lab...but that was before I met Mr S.This guy stinks so badly.Rumour has it that he was chucked out from the hostel for this reason. his former room mates tell me that the guy hadn't had a bath or washed his clothes ever since he joined the hostel two years ago. I mean to be chucked out of OU hostel takes some doing.Many people have even raised thier familes there...Now this guy insists on sitting just in front of me in class ,believe me ..I havent come across worse forms of torture..I'll even take my 8th class hindi master's "wall-chair" punishment.This is the only time I was gratefull I had a cold....Did I tell you he doesnt belive in brushing his teeth either....We know the guy has entered the university campus.We get the "charachteristic odour" when S reaches the Uni gate.considering the Uni gate is about a kilometer and a half from the department(at least).Maybe we could harness his power.Use lock him up in a perfume factory and unleash on "dushman desh" during times of international unrest and such like, like a sort of nucelar detterent, worse than mustard gas or nerve gas.

This Friday evening ,I had a cold and a fever.But at least the Sax was great.

Courtroom Scene
Ab aap Geeta pe haath rakh kar ...
Defendant: Arey! Pehle Rita pe haath lagaya to jail bhijaye...Ab aap ich kehrein Geeta pe haat rakho...

Intense boredom. I now understand what that feels like.Usually my overactive imagination and the voices in my head keep me entertained.But this Prof is so Boring (notice the capital B) that even the voices in my head have either fallen asleep or commited suicide.siigh no more self entertainment for me.