Some 500 years ago therre lived a great and wise holy man.It is recorded that he used to run his soothsaying like a business, engaging secretaries and assistants.Now the possibile locations of this office are being examined.There are a lot of theories on this among archeologists. a lot of bickering also as to the whereabouts.leading to nasty scenes in the A.S.I Office.Sigh! All we need is one more Office of Prophet scandal.

Bloody Fokker!

Baigan bhi nahin Part 1

Light leo light leo bolke logaan Pukaarrein katte.
bulbaan ich nahin hain boletho Light kahan se lena katte?

Did the Tin Woodman Rust in Pieces?

Speaking of the Tin Woodman.
How did he keep his tool from rusting?
He kept dipping it in Olive Oyl.

hmm..my blog seems to be misbehaving severely

subwoofer = underdog?

Inspired

Bahut ghode mere dil ke upar se daude.
Bahut ghode mere dil ke upar se daude
Phir tu kaun hai be makelaude?

A: I told him he was average
B: Mean bugger.
A: exactly.

Would you call a marriage counseller Sensei?
'Cause he trains you in Marital Arts... I can hear someone mutter that its not too different from martial,but he is quickly silenced by a well aimed whack from his bitter..err better half.

Would you call a Gunner an "Arty type" ?

Cheney's got a gun.....latest song by Aerosmith.

Maybe we should get him to help with the chicken cullings.

Why would parents name thier kid "Randy"? When I first heard this name (on Tim Allen's Home Improvement where one of the cahrachters has the misfortune of being) I laughed for half an hour and it was not because of Allen's comedy.
Some useless trivia.Allen is actually Tim's middle name.His real surname happens to be Dick.I can imagine why he doesn't go around tom-toming it (or tim-tim ing it)
So if he weren't named Tim, but Randy...his classmates would've had an entertaining time.I am sure they must have had an entertaining time as it was.
Bachchas can be so cruel,Whoever said that "Bachche, man ke sachche" or childeren are innocnet etcetc..obviously never went to any of the schools that I attended (note: I said attended, and not studied in)
Back to being randy..err talking about the name"Randy"
How would he go and introduce himself?
Randy: "Hello! I am Randy"
M(r/s)X: Not just now, I have a headache.

Or if he were on a blind date?
date(spotting cahp with red rose or some such preararanged signal):"Hello! are you Randy?"
man with sign: "Yes, I am, but my name is Jim"

Outsourced!
Blaming a mailing-list vendor for providing bad information, JPMorgan Chase apologizes for sending a form letter about its credit card services to an Arab American man in California addressed to "Palestinian Bomber."

Calling this Press Conference to order.
(reads out prepared statement)
Someone described me as being drunk half the time.This is totally untrue.Let me correct this impression.I am not drunk half the time, merely half drunk all the time.That is all I have to say at this juncture,no further comments.

Convocation: If I did confidence tricks for a living.

Convocation: Chakki peesing? .

Quantum Mechanics: The dreams that stuff is made of.

Opportunity

When Mrs Gorm (Aunt Eloise)
Was stung to death by savage bees,
Her husband (Prebendary Gorm)
Put on his viel, and took the swarm.
He's publishing a book, next May,
On 'How to Make Bee-keeping Pay.'
---Harry Graham

Rock Bottom = Hard Ass ?

The Bird Flew?

It could solve a problem puzzling makind for ages..namely Which came first the chicken or the egg.you know...na rahega baans type.

Bird Flu hits India...This is your opportunity to hog(let's not start on japanese encephalitis) chicken biryani at rock bottom prices.

"I have heard about bird flu on TV but I am not bothered. I want to enjoy the low prices," said Nanku Ram, a labourer holding a huge bird.

This also gives us mauka to make sidey jokes

Q.Why did the chicken walk across the road?
A. 'Cause if it flew , then everybody would shout "look the bird flew" and then full culling would happen.


:What a way to go
*What did he die of?
:Bird Flu
*Of course the bird flew.what did u think it was an ostrich?


check this out.

http://media.skoopy.com/misc/bird_flu/

"Doing Ungli"

Would getting honey from a hive be counted as a sting operation?

If I trapped 10000 killer bees in a pot and threw it at the Pakis would that be a stinger missile?

How many microphones make a meghaphone?

Do they win a Cold Medal at the Winter Olympics?

Thats all for today folks (insert Porky Pig/Elmer Fudd voice)
For more information on "doing ungli" contact Mr Greg Chappell.