Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Filmy thrill in winter chill- Episode 1


I'm not dead. Yet. The forecast for this semester however, seems to show that death is imminent. There is high pressure in all areas. Moving on from the weather, since you asked nicely, I shall tell you what I've been doing this winter. This is a cheap ripoff of an extremely cheap film.
Anyhow, not that you care, but still. Winter break.

So I packed my bags and escaped the New Jersey cold, to arrive at sunny Denver. The mile high city. It has since dawned on me, that there are easier ways to join the mile high club that doing it in a cramped aircraft restroom, on the door of which many people are hammering and....well lets not go there. Yes! The mile high club. Is that why all these honeymooners flock to Ooty, Mussoorie, Shimla and so on. Too cheap to buy a flight ticket, but still want to join the mile high club, you know where to go. The problem is: the hotel owners have figured this out too, and have therefore raised their rates miles higher than the price of an airplane ticket. As usual I digress, where was I? Denver. Did a whole lot of fun things there. Started with Christmas and the gifts. I loued! I got this and this among other things. Best gifts ever.

What are the other things I did you ask. Therein lies a long tale that involves

Dancing, Gambling, The Rocky Mountains, Ski Resorts and more….

Stay tuned for the episode….If the semester doesn’t kill me first.


Thursday, January 15, 2009

I have solid blogger's block. aargh! Hopefully I shall be back with a bang, or after a bang, nothing inspires creativity more than sex.
In the meantime. Look what I found on you tube.


Saturday, January 10, 2009

Location: Philadelphia PA (the city of "brotherly love")

K: This is the Old City
A: Hau? Sachhi? Charminar kahan hain?
K: Bah!
A: Arey theek hai, nahin hain to Marlboro se kaam chala lenge.
K: Is thinking thoughts involving strangling Ole uncle Australopithecus

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Happy Year Transplant

My resolution for the new year : 1280 X 800

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Welcome to Grad School

Sleep, Social Life, Academics.

You can pick only two.

Monday, December 15, 2008

From the good folks at Deccan Chronicle.



‘Circling’ pig critical

Penugonda, Dec. 15: The white piglet that began circumambulating the dhwaja sthambham of the Venkateswara Swamy temple on Sunday, collapsed at about for 4.30 pm on Monday. Thousands of people had watched the piglet which circumambuled the pillar well into the second day at Sidhantham village in Penugonda mandal in the West Godavari.

The piglet had been continuously circling the dhwaja sthambham with occasional breaks, without accepting any food A veterinarian found that the animal had become weak and its pulse rate had fallen. As the piglet lay on the floor, devotees offered it dry grass, shifted it on to a gunny bag and covered it with a cloth.

Devotees, temple staff and a veterinary doctor are keeping an eye on the animal, whose condition is critical. Prominent vedic pandit Chirravuri Krishna Somayajulu said, "The piglet has taken up deeksha by observing fast in the presence of Venkateswara Swamy. On December 16, Dhanur Masam will begin and the doors of Vaikuntam will be opened." Devotees fear it may not survive that long.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

This week's trip down memory lane.




Comeon Chiru!
Who is the girl in the video? Does anyone know?

Friday, December 12, 2008

The Austrian way to travel Lauda Air.

Is Atul Wassan on the board of directors? 'Cause if you think about it, Lauda Air will have Atul Wassan

Does it fly to Lund?

It gives new meaning to the this phrase "Arey! Laude ka airlines hain woh"

Thursday, December 11, 2008

A: You shouldn't use hot water from the tap for cooking. There will be lots of metals in it, especially lead.
B: Oh but I boil it.
A: I said metals.
B: But I boil it no.
A: $#%$@#%
It has been brought to my attention that the chap who played Agent Smith in the Matrix series of movies (Matrices?) Hugo Weaving, played the role of Douglas Jardine on Bodyline.

Those of you who remember Bodyline being telecast on DD please stand up, the rest join the gang already kneeling outside the staff room for not knowing "Top of the Rock"

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

I finally found this online!!

Monday, December 08, 2008

An interesting debate.


http://www.economist.com/debate/days/view/249

Thursday, December 04, 2008

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Wednesday, December 03, 2008


Geoff Lawson apparently wants to spread cricket to new locations

To former Pakistan coach Geoff Lawson, cancelled tournaments, depressed economies and a fearful public equals only one thing: the terrorists win.

"And do it easily. The big picture is, if you continue to not go to these places to play sport - particularly cricket in central Asia - that's a total capitulation to terrorism," Lawson states.

The former Test star recently returned home from a two-year stint in charge of Pakistan, where he witnessed how foreign cricket teams abandoning tours led to not only upset fans but a downcast society in general.


Lawson fails Geography, now I know whom not to ask for directions.

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24735185-5017479,00.html

Monday, December 01, 2008

Why things will never change.

from the Deccan Chronicle. Tuesday 2nd December.

"
Legislators laugh insensitively

Hyderabad Dec. 1: Several members laughed, stood in groups and chatted when the Assembly was discussing the Mumbai terror attack and a motion condoling the death of civilians, police and Army personnel on Monday. Despite this, speaker after speaker expressed concern over the image of the politicians falling after the terror attack and seemed to wonder why it was so. The Chief Minister, Dr Y.S. Rajasekhar Reddy, burst into laughter more than once, reacting to something that the panchayat raj minister, Mr J.C. Diwakar Reddy was saying. The Congress MLAs, Mr K. Venkata Reddy, Mr N. Diwakar Rao and whip Mr D. Sridhar Babu were engrossed in a discussion at the back benches.

On the Opposition side, the Telugu Desam legislators, Mr D. Narendra, Mr K. Achannaidu and Mr P. Keshav chatted gaily. Disregarding the solemnity of the occasion, several members went up to the Chief Minister with petitions and pleas, a common practice at other times. This was too much for Speaker, Mr K.R. Suresh Reddy, who told the members to leave the House if they were not participating in the debate. He had to remind the legislators that the House was working on a condolence motion.

“Please do not stand. Resume your seats,” the Speaker said. “Leave the House if you are not participating in the debate. We are on a condolence motion.” For the record, the House did fall silent after the Speaker’s admonishment, The usual chattering continued aftewards, however. During the debate on condolence motion on demise of former prime minister V.P. Singh, Mr Manikya Vara Prasad (Congress, Tadikonda) did not leave opportunity to shower praises on Dr Reddy.

Maintaining that he had a great liking for prime ministers Jawaharlal Nehru, Indira Gandhi and V.P. Singh the MLA went on to say twice — that the Chief Minister’s programmes reflected Indira Gandhi’s efforts to uplift the poor. The TD deputy floor leader, Mr Nagam Janardhan Reddy, gestured to the Speaker, wondering what was going on

Monday, November 24, 2008

This is one of the things I did over the weekend, watched Deshdrohi. Notice where the "hero" likes to direct his punches. We jobless people, high on very good beer (thanks to foolmaker) were counting the number of times the said "hero" was going around punching people in the Nether regions, by this I do not mean Holland, I mean the family jewels, and these jewels are not in, but besides the Tower of Lundon


Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Dire Straits.


Now here I am again in this mean old town,
And you're so far away from me.
Now where are you when the sun goes down,
You're so far away from me.

You're so far away from me,
So far I just can't see.
You're so far away from me,
You're so far away from me.
Alright.

I'm tired of being in love and being all alone,
When you're so far away from me.
I'm tired of making out on the telephone,
Cause you're so far away from me.

You're so far away from me,
So far I just can't see.
You're so far away from me,
You're so far away from me.
Alright.

And I get so tired when I have to explain,
That you're so far away from me.
See you've been in the sun and I've been in the rain,
And you're so far away from me.

You're so far away from me,
So far I just can't see.
You're so far away from me,
You're so far away from me.
Check it out.

Friday, November 14, 2008

All those who remember this song raise your hands. The rest will kneel down outside the staff room.

Presenting Rock Machine.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Prize given to the best Gigolo in town: the Man-Hooker prize.