1 more . come on man just one more......reminds me of doing push ups somehow.

after the success of Lord of the Flies......
here comes Lord of the Lice....presenting D.S. Judeo.

1 down , 3 to go.*badam bish*

JESUSZILLA son of GODZILLA

yes yes am alive...barely.(living like a bear)( not in the nude)

in the end it all comes down to the tan theeta.. the inclination ie.

me zartan, jing of the kungle. me bump head on tree.

When u said you'd be home by quarter to 12 i didnt realise you meant 3 o'clock.

Psycho-
the-
rapist.


have you seen your shrink recently?

Just when I was getting used to yesterday along comes today,

downloaded the flute song...finally.

well, lifes like that. one day you fall in love ,another you fall in an open manhole...

the previous post reminds me.
this guy walks into a bar.........that was a painful story.

Q.What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A. Dam.

good enough to join her majesty's secret service? find out

Researchers at stanford have created a new and improved DNA.
Not only is teh new DNA wider than the old ones but hey! it glows in the dark too. now no more worrying about genes getting mucked up.track jumping genes keep track of those pesky deletions duplications and inversions and lots more.
and all this can be yours only for $99.95 .thats right folks .
only 99.95.
plus if you call our toll free number in the next 5 minutes we give you a free gift. call now.

As i rushed out of the hotel I asked the liveried man standing outside to get me a cab.
"harumph" he said " I am a Naval man"
"Good for you" I said "I'm a leg man myself but..."
"No i mean I am an Admiral in the Navy"
Oh, get me a battleship then.

Ive often been asked " Are you mad????" well here is one way to find out.

"When you drop a cat it always lands on its feet and when you
drop a piece of toast it always lands buttered side down. So I
strapped a slice of toast to my cat's back, buttered side
up. He's been spinning inches above the ground for a week now."
by that great dude ,the very creative..anon.

remember that song ...i just died in your arms tonight....must have been one killer bear hug :D

I suffer form blog in amnesia. whenever i think of a great blog statement.infallibly.it mysteriously vanishes from my head by the time i log in. if only those voices would do the same.......

Still, a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest
..............The Boxer (s&g)