Sunday, March 26, 2006

Some 500 years ago therre lived a great and wise holy man.It is recorded that he used to run his soothsaying like a business, engaging secretaries and assistants.Now the possibile locations of this office are being examined.There are a lot of theories on this among archeologists. a lot of bickering also as to the whereabouts.leading to nasty scenes in the A.S.I Office.Sigh! All we need is one more Office of Prophet scandal.

Bloody Fokker!

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Baigan bhi nahin Part 1

Light leo light leo bolke logaan Pukaarrein katte.
bulbaan ich nahin hain boletho Light kahan se lena katte?
Did the Tin Woodman Rust in Pieces?

Speaking of the Tin Woodman.
How did he keep his tool from rusting?
He kept dipping it in Olive Oyl. blog seems to be misbehaving severely

Friday, March 17, 2006

subwoofer = underdog?

Friday, March 10, 2006


Bahut ghode mere dil ke upar se daude.
Bahut ghode mere dil ke upar se daude
Phir tu kaun hai be makelaude?

Thursday, March 09, 2006

A: I told him he was average
B: Mean bugger.
A: exactly.

Monday, March 06, 2006

Would you call a marriage counseller Sensei?
'Cause he trains you in Marital Arts... I can hear someone mutter that its not too different from martial,but he is quickly silenced by a well aimed whack from his bitter..err better half.

Friday, March 03, 2006

Would you call a Gunner an "Arty type" ?