Thursday, July 31, 2003

i have nothing to's strange. four lettered words confusing issues . "Rey Dirty bugger",i mean student organisations. for those not familiar with the concept of student organisations, allow me.
these organisations (with names usually made up of four letters) allegedly are for the benefit of students adn are meant to addres student issues. but all the members (read !$#!@$!@) look as if they are the "baaps" of "four-four" childeren.Must have taken admission in 1968(BC?). when they inaugurated that library.there are books in the library that havetn been touched since the time of Mir Osman Ali Khan.yes yes Im exaggerating. but not by much.Back to Our four lettered jahnda waving friends..they have thier uses. it is these goons that ensure that the food in the canteen is cheap (just like them).imagine getting a plate of biryani for Rs 6.50 (saif are you reading?)
hey look ive spent 12 lines saying nothing.

Tuesday, July 29, 2003

Haha. with all the alcohol and drugs consumed its no wonder a lot of things including blood pressure are "high".

Monday, July 28, 2003

Hmm. have graduated from being pissed of at the world to mildly irritated . still pissed off with those final year *^!$$.
well they say life's not always a bed of roses, ^%$& it better not be...imagine all the thorns u'd have.another senseless comment by some angrez.obviously angrezi baabu failed botany class."saar is naat knowing that roses are having the thorns isn't it".

Friday, July 25, 2003

CIA have developed a new anti communism's called NO MARX.
im not just follicle-arly challanged.
Its raining cats and dogs.
be careful you dont step on a poodle
first boycott in university today. took me back on another nostalgia trip(yes the n th one) back to nizam college...well it was a new experience for the other dudes in class but we nizamians are used to all this slogan shouting and flag waving.
so am in a cheerful mood bcoz of the boycott ..manged to avoid my seniors and so.....
for the FIRST time in my life I am thanking a students organisation.

Thursday, July 24, 2003

mighty pissed off with the world right now .not conducive to humour.
all i can do is whine whine and whine some more( yes all dining)
university is the saddest place on earth. with the worst seniors imaginable.
!@#$^%#, the lot of them. and the most unimaginative ragging possible.
ragging at Msc level...isnt that a little too old to be indulging such nefarious activities....i guess not. repeat after me" u r only as old as you feel" thats why dirty old dudes go feeling up young women ,they want to "feel" young. YES!!!!
Anger and frustration have certainly warped my humour so i shall refrain from making any more err jokes.. if u can call them that. back later..when i've cooled down a bit.

Tuesday, July 22, 2003

mock mensa test :D

Monday, July 21, 2003

realisation hit me today. it didnt gradually sink in like i thought it would. it snuck up behind me on tiptoe and hit me with a lead cosh.
i just realised one imporatant fact of life. no more NC.
none of that security(read aaram ki zindagi). no more skipped classes. no more running away form AA.and RDS. No more chats well into the evening
no more attending sociology/pol sci classes on the sly. no more Thurdsay quiz. no more wednesday GD no more the stairway to heaven or the gateway to more duping the canteen fellow. no more lofaing around near the well. no more ahem "extracurricular " activities. no more free attendaence . no more entering class 5 mintes before the end.
Shit ...i really miss that place.i really didnt think i would when i first joined .
all this ocoured to em on the bus journey to my first day at university.
the faculty seems to be good. will examine more closely
but then most classmates seem really sad.
but lets wait and see. all that "glisters" is not gold etc....
but well all i can say is that. one chapter has closed....on to the next one...

*why can't i skip this chapter and read the suspense? , eh?
hmmm. no fun in life without a few thrills, what?

Saturday, July 19, 2003

check this out about the iraqi situation
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good pay and free abuses.
also enjoy pleasure trip on ship with secrret compartment. lots of thrills and action promised
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Booohoo... cut my hair.....booohoooo

Thursday, July 17, 2003

my blog is my stuffed tiger
Hi.My name is Australopithecus. I'm an obsessive-compulsive blogger.
* admitting you have a problem is the first step towards solving it.
but i dont want it to go away
*hmmm.... interesting.
and who are you?
*Stir Freud
oh sigmunds grandson?You sound like chineese food
*Haha i was joking.Im just another voice in your head.
hmm deulusional too. i m my fave shrink.

Wednesday, July 16, 2003

Wax on. Wax off.

*does it make sense?
>does it have to
>see. you are stumped.
*no, i'm not
>yes, you are
* !#@!#@!
OY!!!!!!!!OUT OF MY HEAD,THE LOT OF YOU.I can do without extra voices in my head today.for today two will do. now the rest of you @#@!$!@% off

*whats his problem?
SHHHHHHHH!!! Dont make me come in there!!
Anyone know where i can improve my Transylvanian accent?
So much fun saying " I vant too saakh jour blaad". roughly translated......Namaste maydam.
smeagol, the workings of the female mind are beyond me.
>gollum gollum
anything to add?
>my precious, my precious?
whatever do you mean
i dont know what i mean, i dont have a mind .how can you expect me to!!!!
>of course i dont mind.
did any of this make sense to you.
well ,welcome to my world
>there is a difference between being open minded and having a hole in your
head,you know.
no i dont.
>well see ......thaaaaat is your problem
no my problem is i work on single brain cell.even that is thereatening to give up on me. then ill be all alone in the world without my neuron even :((
>that looks like a man with a mush scowling,.
why am i talking to myself
>why am i talking to myself
becaue its entertaining macha.
I wont grow up!!!
>yes.i can see.
what ,eh?

Tuesday, July 15, 2003

I haven't got a brain...only straw.
How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
I don't know...But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking...don't they?
Yes, I guess you're right.....
* Wizard of Oz *

Why, a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head or tail of it.
Duck Soup, spoken by Groucho Marx

..Time it was
and what a
time it was
it was
A time of innocence
a time of confidences.

Long ago
it must be
I have a photograph
preserve your memories
they're all that's left you.......Simon and Garfunkel (Bookends)

Sunday, July 13, 2003

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Saturday, July 12, 2003

"i'm going off the rails on a crazy train."
so that's what it feels like...last two days have been like a ride on a crazy train...but looks like finally reached a decision..a decision that could change my life (hehe)not one of those should i wear shoes or sandals type dilemas.anyway whatever will b will the song goes no no dont worry i wont assault your ears by singing.....
too many mosquitos around am loosing litres of blood everyday to them.
help.. im feeling aneamic as a result of these involuntary blood donation camps.and with all kinds of wierd diseases doing the rounds one must be careful
cant end up with japanese encephalitis etc or warangal mystery fever.unfortunately these mosquitos cant read english..they dont understand Odomos.
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Friday, July 11, 2003

Reality: Condition that occours due to lack of alcohol.Help. I'm running low on fluids;)
Bah. indecision... i was happy when i had no choces now that i have a choice ,im lost....oh all that was wtr me getting call for Pondi uni.....what do i do . what do i do....anyway now i do ticket booking.

Thursday, July 10, 2003

AAAAArgh. where is my foot . where is my foot.....oooohh here it is...right where I left my mouth. looks like a case of foot in mouth disease.
Almost cut my hair
It happened just the other day
It's gettin kinda long
I coulda said it wasn't in my way
But I didn't and I wonder why
I feel like letting my freak flag fly
Cause I feel like I owe it to someone..........CSNY
Finally set up comments here .
thanks Aishwarya.

Thursday, July 03, 2003

Wo my Gaaaad.
another day another blog. if its thursday this must be blogspot. help.
shifted here from rediff cause rediff kept eating up my comments and posts.. I don't share my food with strangers . I like food too much myself. some people eat to live I live to eat.
whats new. you ask well there is a huge green snake living in my its not relavant. but interesting!!! beats watching the crocodile hunting freak(not dundee the other one!!!).
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