Wednesday, February 23, 2005

(DB) : Oooh. Its so hot and uncomfartable without AC.

Right!!!! This I hear after travelling in a jam packed suburban bus.During rush hour.With not enough room to stand on both legs (I was perched like a fucking flamingo[I dont mean like a Flamingo involved in intercourse..you get it right?]), to top all that I'm wearing a high polyester content wallah shirt..oh im not finished..the guy whos armpit my face was shoved against hadnt had a bath or chaned for weeks..smelt of beedis,toddy and stale sweat.(yes again..that mixture of smells keeps bloody haunting me)....and you bitch are cribbing cause its 31C outside and you dont have an AC.Uncomfortable katte....maaakikirkiri
Whats a fine for doing wrong?....hehe a Syn Tax
Whats a Syntax error?....A mistake made while filing your Syntax
Naxals

Saturday, February 19, 2005

Would you call the ancient house of ill repute a 'Whory' edifice?
Would you call the ancient house of ill repute a 'Whory' edifice?

Thursday, February 17, 2005

If Ganguly was fined 100% match fee.
Could we say he was "cash"trated?

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

A : "I'm Down in the dumps"
B : Arey! then see if you can find my favourite T-shirt that my mom threw away.
Arey! Algebra must have been easy for Roman dudes.Whatever they did X always was 10.

Consider
3X + 4X = 7; What is the value of X (5 marks)

Never mind whatever you get on solving...behenchod...X is always 10...But I'm sure if I tried thatt during my maths exam I'd have flunked big time..but since I anyway flunked...might have beeen worth a try..

Friday, February 11, 2005

Correct wonly they tolded. An idle mind is Shaitan Chichcha's workshop wonly.Full fabrication he will to be doings .

Saturday, February 05, 2005

In capitalism, man exploits man.
In socialism it's the other way round.
The days of good English has went. :D
The voices in my head keep telling me not to listen to the voices in my head.I don't know if I should listen to them or not.
The voices in my head keep telling me not to listen to the voices in my head.I don't know if I should listen to them or not.
The voices in my head keep telling me not to listen to the voices in my head.I don't know if I should listen to them or not.

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Arey! these Ghutka Barons are full in trouble for thier alleged nefarious activities, so did this involve "supari" killings?