Sunday, October 28, 2007

When I was young(er?) I happened to watch this movie, I then decided to name any car I drove Rampyari. Unless of course it was a Volkswagen Beetle. Then I'd call it Herbie.

That was in response to question raised by certain readers reg. a previous post. Now I thought why not list out more stuff I'd like to name.

If I'm rich enough to own a private plane and have a personal pilot...I'd call him Biggles..even if his real name happens to be Ramanathan or Akbar bin Taber or whatever.

I've said this before.
If I ever start a strip club I'd call it "Thong and dance"

If I ran a whore house I'd name it thus " LEGS" and have a sign like this:

Now open for Business

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Condom Song - Telugu

This is a sort of Public Service announcement about condoms, came to me through Non-Sensei. Its hilarious.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Father watches film promos.

Baap(a.k.a Poojya Pitaji): Savariya! What kind of name is that? I'm sure it won't do well at centres where Tamilian population is high. Savariya? No I'd rather stay alive!!.

Genetics. That is all I can say.

On another note. Laga Chunari mein daag. To kaiku rore..Surf Excel hain na!
What are they trying to sell? Soap or a film?

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Two simultaneous conversations :

Aus: Arey today I was out getting car fixed. Rats ate off wires
PP: WHAT!!! Why aren't you feeding them?
Aus: Arey! What will I eat then?
PP : Wires! Be kind to animals ji.
Aus: Ok, I will now send Andy Symonds a banana.

Bored Sub: But we're all monkeys anyway.
Aus: So is Andrew Symonds...who shouldn't feel too bad...last time the crowd booed he is in August company...or October in this case.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

If we made a television serial about a demented chap who thinks he is a south african clergyman, can we call it Tutu main main?

Friday, October 12, 2007

So sibling pings me and says. "Go look at the Nobel prize website ". So I did. What do I see under Nobel prize for Peace: The name Al Gore. Formerly Al Gore was the world's biggest loser..(no no he didn't go on that T.V show. If anything he probably went on a T.V show with opposite ideology). Why was he the worlds biggest loser you ask? Well imagine this, you get the most number of votes in the election, but you still don't become the President...what does one say?

What did he do to deserve this honour you ask(err the Nobel not the biggest loser kaun competition)? Well according to the website he made "efforts to build up and disseminate greater knowledge about man-made climate change, and to lay the foundations for the measures that are needed to counteract such change"

Alright. fair enough, climate change is an important issue, very close to my heart and all that...But Al Gore!! This is ridiculous. If Al Gore can get a Nobel, why not you or me? eh?
Check your mailboxes, maybe they've sent us all one each(except to Osama.That Nobel is addressed c/o Gen Musharraff). But when Osama gets one will clap, because of the Tali ban.

Yeh Nobel prize nahin No bell prize hai , boletho Ghanta bhi nahin hai prize.

Monday, October 08, 2007

This Mathew Hayden, is the Prem Chopra of the cricket world. He rapes bowling attacks left right and centre. One can imagine a conversation between MH , R.P and Zak.

R.P &Zak: Bhagwan ke liye hume chod do.
MH : (rubbing hands in glee) Hehe! Bhagwan ke liye chod doon to mera kya hoga.heheheh

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

What have I been up to you ask? You didn't? I'll tell you anyway!

Friday: Jean-Luc Godard, Salvador Dali, Old Monk, vague discussions ranging from space-time to B Grade movies of the 90's among other things that lasted till 4 AM.

Saturday: Sleep Sleep and more sleep.... and reread some Biggles.

Sunday : Went all the way to Charminar. Pista house Haleem. Tried "veg" haleem, it seems like a glorified cross between upma and pongal...of course floating in ghee. The "normal" Haleem was as good as ever. Then there was some Paya at Shadaab, followed by mutton sheekh kababs. This caused vegetarian friend to remark "Bas kar saale log, nahin to kal subah good morning ke badle mein baaa baaa nikalinga". In retaliation we finished off his paneer tikka as well. This was topped off with "Mashoor" ice cream at Mozam Jahi market.

Monday: Woke up and tried to say good morning...It came out as baa baa. If it had, one could ahve written a song about it called Baa baa love, and dedicated to the Kiwis. Considered toss up between going birding and going to the derby on Tuesday. I've always found it funny that they insist on holding a race on the 2nd of October.

Tuesday : Happy the budday to Gandhi thatha. Birding cum picnic happened. Sat on the bank of a lake watching Terns, Ibis and various larks, while hogging sandwiches. Made the usual jokes about "doing it for a lark" and "aapka lark lark shukar hai"
Full mazza. Went home and read more Biggles.

So that was my weekend. No jokes here...go away.