Friday, October 12, 2007

So sibling pings me and says. "Go look at the Nobel prize website ". So I did. What do I see under Nobel prize for Peace: The name Al Gore. Formerly Al Gore was the world's biggest loser..(no no he didn't go on that T.V show. If anything he probably went on a T.V show with opposite ideology). Why was he the worlds biggest loser you ask? Well imagine this, you get the most number of votes in the election, but you still don't become the President...what does one say?

What did he do to deserve this honour you ask(err the Nobel not the biggest loser kaun competition)? Well according to the website he made "efforts to build up and disseminate greater knowledge about man-made climate change, and to lay the foundations for the measures that are needed to counteract such change"

Alright. fair enough, climate change is an important issue, very close to my heart and all that...But Al Gore!! This is ridiculous. If Al Gore can get a Nobel, why not you or me? eh?
Check your mailboxes, maybe they've sent us all one each(except to Osama.That Nobel is addressed c/o Gen Musharraff). But when Osama gets one...no one will clap, because of the Tali ban.

Yeh Nobel prize nahin No bell prize hai , boletho Ghanta bhi nahin hai prize.

9 comments:

Cynic in Wonderland said...

Next they will give it to dubya

Australopithecus said...

yus yus...thats because he will wipe out 90% of the worlds population
there by reducing the stress on the planet thereby saving the day...the iraq and afghan wars are clever strategies to combat global warming..you will all see

Sheetal said...

ha ha I would've applauded, but then you said Tali ban.

Australopithecus said...

yes yes correct. and if you go to a restuarant don't ask for unlimited meals.because thali ban also.

ArSENik said...

Hahaha. I thought I had the worst sense of humor on the planet till I read some of your blog posts. Keep it up, boyo.

PS: Tali Ban was too good.

Non-Sensei said...

lol @ tali ban.

tangled said...

I really think it was more to make a statement than anything else...
A friend of mine has a nice post up on it here

Australopithecus said...

@tangled:a statement about what exactly pray tell?

paranoid.android said...

even i wonder how come he's getting a nobel. it's like he couldnt win an election so why not give him a nobel as compensation