Friday, May 19, 2006


A whale's penis is called a dork.
Boy! some sad sex life they must have.

Who was the greatest dork of all time? (and no I don't mean he was a dick)
Maxim Dorky?

Were Simon and Garfunkel into kinky stuff?
Didn't they sing a song that started with Hello Dorkness my old friend?

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Lot of clubs have a Valentine's day Dance...could you call it a Love Day ka ball?

dismember: What Lorena did to John Wayne Bobbit.

remember: What the plastic surgeons did to Mr Bobbit after the unfortunate incident invovling cutlery.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Ram Mandir banana Ram mandir banana pukarein to Howle mian gussa hue katte.
Ram mandir nakko Kaam mandir banana katte.

Friday, May 05, 2006

How Awful Mehta got Kicked, got Riled and got aWife.

See this wonderful poem I wrote. About the cow.

The Cow

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other, milk.

What? You mean Ogden Nash already wrote this poem years ago? I guess i must have just "internalised" it. I had better ring Bappi da up and ask him for advice.
Barenaked Laudes.

So! Sudden road trip on Monday. We were supposed to go to Nagarjuna Sagar but due to our friendly neighbourhood Naxalites involving themselves in such wonderful 'party' games such as kidnap the tourists (a.k.a kidnap-kidnap), we had to make sudden adjustments. So we were on our way to Medak church when suddenly we saw a signboard announcing a certain fort. Inspired by the Alto ad, (and not the Sopranos) we shouted lets go, and we went. The fort encloses a temple and a few havelis. The havelis had amazing carvings on all of them. Due to zabardast PR exercise by one of the party members we got the caretaker to let us in. When asked about the graffiti on the walls the caretaker responded with "Nange Makeode kare so kaamaan hai wo". We spent the rest of the afternoon laughing over images that flashed into our heads at that instant. Nange makeode loosely translated is naked mother's dicks. Suddenly our minds were filled with images of otherwise rexine pant, net baniyan clad Mallepalli Karim, and Gunfoundry Seenu types running around buck naked in an ancient haveli carrying sharp implement, to carve stuff into walls. Now the phrase has become an integral part of my vocabulary. Eg. "Kaun nanga makeoda bolra main immature hoon?