Friday, May 19, 2006

Dork!

A whale's penis is called a dork.
Boy! some sad sex life they must have.

Who was the greatest dork of all time? (and no I don't mean he was a dick)
Maxim Dorky?

Were Simon and Garfunkel into kinky stuff?
Didn't they sing a song that started with Hello Dorkness my old friend?

22 comments:

ah-men said...

lol
what at moby dick ??

me wonly said...

@ah-men: lol! yes. I never thought of that.

A Chrysanthemum by any other name... said...

And dick tracy must be the person who helps lost dorks

Arcane Crapper said...

Ok... Moby Dick stands exonerated from his name.

me wonly said...

@AC: Maybe he was the dork among whales, never picked on other whales but picked on an old sailor with one leg...go figure.

me wonly said...

@Chrys: LOL!

Lord of all Things said...

moby dick- or maybe dick!! a whale in doubt of its sexuality!

me wonly said...

@LOAT: hehe

Arcane Crapper said...

Maybe, but my theory says that Moby "Dick" was a whale prostitute offering his services to all those fe-whales who wanted to have a whale of a time. And to fe-whales who wanted to whale-ofy... Hehe...

Ah-men said...

vo my gawd...what have i started here ...but anyway ..u may say...whales need to have a sex life too...but i say with what porpoise ?

MinCat said...

no no greatest dork of all time - moby dick :D

me wonly said...

@AC: If his full name was Mobius..would he have been one hel of a connvoluted charachter..

me wonly said...

@Ah-men: hehe..whales have family planning too..only if Porpoiseless.

me wonly said...

@make it new: hehe

Arcane Crapper said...

Hehehehe... Gives new meaning to the 'Mobius Strip'. Lol.

me wonly said...

@AC: heeh yes it does. But whales are already nekked man!! what more you want them to strip? :D

Arcane Crapper said...

Doesn't the 'Mobius Strip' turn them inside out? Hehe...

me wonly. said...

@AC: so if you see pink whales you know whats been happening...its not the joint doing the talking but moby eh?

Arcane Crapper said...

Hehehehe...

Sita said...

oh there's more.

hello dorkness my old friend,
i've come to talk with you again.
there's a vision softly creeping
that left its 'seeds' while i was sleeping

etc..

me wonly said...

sita: im sure someone would have noticed a whales penis leaving seeds in them and at least woken up...

A Cynic in Wonderland said...

in the dork of the nights, dorky moby dick dork docked into dark depths of dickeydee

argh this is contagious.