Wednesday, December 31, 2003

Year transplant succeful.......Happy new year.
righto, preparing for a year transplant.........nurse.bring in the anesthetic.
Finally heard the "see ya later woman hater dialogue on two guysa girl....

Tuesday, December 30, 2003

right. all i hear these days.."hey,shit happens"..thats right it does,. but i dont think i'll be the first one asking..but why does this shit happen to me?

Saturday, December 27, 2003

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot." ....groucho marx
as the man asked "which one of the marx brothers was karl?"
no clever little statements of my own to put on the blog for the time being,so presenting for your entertainment wonly, smart coments by other people....
but wait a minute..i am still not over the 8 hour delay. no way so i'm afraid ull have more of that to listen to err read i mean....mwhahah.
so what did i do in the 8 hours u ask( no i know u didnt but im telling you anyway) i did a spot of langur watching, came across hawkers this time selling not phalli, samosa,chai but toddy :D.
but moving on to tran travel..though AC has the comfort factor etc.. I still prefer sleeper class (esp on night trains) .

Friday, December 26, 2003

i'm baaaaaack...
The train i was in was late by 8 8 hours on a 14 hour journey makes it 22 hours on a train.
791Km.in22 hrs an average speed of about 36 Kmper hour.
This is like some retired Colonel sahab driving his beat up old Fiat car bang in the middle of the road...but thats a different crib....

Sunday, December 21, 2003

Speaking of beards and needing a shave.
"You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion." ......GKC again.
Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it. (The Man who was Thursday) .........G.K.Chesterton.
As G.K Chesterton said "Angels fly because they take themselves lightly".
which brings us to the problem...Doesn't anyone rememeber what happened to Icarus?
also rememebr weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Thursday, December 18, 2003

now that I've marked my attendance....

Monday, December 15, 2003

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
and that is to have either a clear conscience
or none at all.

who else.....Ogden Nash.

Sunday, December 14, 2003

bades blades where are my blades.
i need a shave.
I know the world is unfair. but like Calvin said, why can't it ever be unfair in my favour eh?

anyway as the song goes
Life goes on braaaahhhhh :D

Saturday, December 13, 2003

"Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to."Mark Twain
but despite my best efforts in that directions some just refuse to.
Was Richard the Lionhearted the First recorded instance of a Heart transplant?
= Smart baay. Saaaaaaaarraaaaa shehar aur uske tamam satellite mujhe Loin ke naam se jaanta hai. ell eye oh enn Loin.
In Praise of Idleness.

Newton wouldn't have become so great(world famous in world not just world famous in Jalgaon) if he hadnt spent his time goofing off in an apple orchard when he could have been doing "useful" work.So the moral of the story is......

Friday, December 12, 2003

Those who Khan conquer, those who Kant write....yes yes i know its old and most people will groan on reading . but guess what..thats the point.
hey! i seem to have embarked on a blogging orgy..Mwhahaahha great init? or not ,depending on your point of view...
=sirjee yeh point of view kis chidhiya ka naam hai.maine to pencill ka point suna hai...yeh point of view kya hai?
echoing the thoughts of anyone who has come in contact with me...
i am pointless......
run out and get me a sharpener.
on second thoughts jane do...itll go back to square one within no whats the point eh?
anyway on with the orgy. send for the dancing girls and the stuffed giraffe necks.
"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time".........Bertrand Russell
"In Heaven all the interesting people are missing.".....Nietzsche
Why do Elephants have Big Ears?
Cause Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

Khatta...almost collapsed laughing when I read it.
The Ostrich Principle: If I didn't see him he wasnt there.
thats what i applied at the U today. couldn't see any faculty,applying the above principle , we arrive at.... damn im even begining to write thibngs like derivations.
I can hear the sounds of violins
Long before it begins............Sway

saab.. Kanpur me strike hai kya?
Rather...... Kanpur mein overtime karre?

Dont say folliclarly challenged

Thursday, December 11, 2003

If you're singing Christmas songs on your neighbor's
lawn at night with your church group, it's called"caroling."
But if you're doing it alone with no pants on, it's
called "drunk and disorderly."
Full double standards i say!!!Carolling and being D&D are all because of the spirit i mentioned before, one of course being the Christmas Spirit and the other............Hercules XXX. (and you thought i was going to say old monk eh EA?)
I am sick of reading i "Chronicle"y ill?

Tuesday, December 09, 2003

The best exercise for reducing is to move the head
slowly from right to left when offered a second
helping at the dinner table.
bloggers block rears its ugly head once again.
i logged on with the intention of posting something.
but as soon as i typed in my password my mind went totally blank (i can hear some smart alec comment like "what mind, and more in that line, please feel free to use the comments facility thats what it is there for ting tong)
and mind you this isnt a first time occourance, maybe i could con some funding agency to releasing cash to study such a worrying phenomenon a temproary memory loss syndrome related to computer use katte...khatarnaak idea no.

Saturday, December 06, 2003

The circus of elections is over in the four states. now , for the first time i am actually looking forward to elections here. because this is the first time I'll be allowed to exercise my franchise, cause basicaly the first elections since i turned 18.
but now the real problem arises. whom to vote for.
when given a choice between a dacoit,a rapist,a murderer,and others all three combined... whom do i vote for.
Its nice and easy in TN where there are two thugs playing leap frog, one naturally votes for the person who robbed you the longest time about anti incumbency playing a role.some dude once said
"Politicians,like diapers should be changed often.And for the same reason"
anyway elections ke liye time hai...parsoon dekhlinge...
jo jyada biryani khilayega
usi ko mera vote jayega..
chalo bhaiyon nare lagao.
As everyone knows, i am a self confessed obsessive compulsive blogger.
*what if you dont have anything to say ?eh?
thats never stopped me before...
*thats the spirit.
nope thats Old Monk thats the spirit.
*hic..whastever you shay.......hic........heac hoc
i decline ........ to seem to have imbibed alot of ahem spirit.anyway now how about one more eh?
* no no ,i decline.
its all Greek and Latin to me
A wise man said.(or should i say some wiseguy said)
"The only person who ever got anything done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe."
Guess what ive been doing all day. thats right ...nothing...absolutely nothing..and that 2 after such a long time. ive waited for this break, like a convict awaits his release. holidays weren't this much fun in college.
so all i did today was spend all afternoon lazing around in a hammock, reading yes prime minister.
MWHAHAHA. i can almost hear someone cribbing.

Thursday, December 04, 2003

total nonsense...needless to say i love that. Ladles and jellyspoons

I stand upon this speech to make a platform
the train i arrived in has not yet come
so i took a bus and walked
i come before you to stand behind you
and tell you something i know nothing about

One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other

One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
Knocked him through a nine inch wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all

A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to arrest the two dead boys
If you don't believe this story's true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!"
Indian reporter wins Bad Sex in Fiction Award

Tuesday, December 02, 2003

Garam Dharam:Gaon vaalon, mein vahi karoonga jo Heer ne Ranjha ke liye kiya tha,
Romeo ne Juliet ke liye kiya tha - sosait, sosait, sossaait (suicide).
Gaonwala1: Arre bhai, yeh sossaait kya hota hai?
Gaonwala2: Arre bhai, jub ungrez marte hain, to usey sossaait kehte hain!!!!

i can post. but i cant see what im posting....:D
"Laugh and the world laughs with you.Cry and I'll give you something to cry about you little bastard"
my sis: I will not partake of this rampant prodigality you perfidious fool.
me: Sprachen Sie Englishe bitte.
its finally over.damn.
now i end the sleep deprivation programme.