Thursday, February 14, 2008

Who put the bump...err "mass" in mass media.

So some reporter was asking a friend of mine

reporter(on telephone): String quartet aa? Means? One person will play or band will play?
friend: (bangs head on table)

After some time, said friend, reports above incident to Ole uncle Australopithecus.

Me: Hau. bolna tha. One chap'll come, quarter maarta. Phir sab ki baajata. Do you want front row seats to be closer to the action?

PS: I'm avoiding work and blogging from office. Just wanted to let everyone know.

Monday, February 11, 2008

B: So, what do you do exactly?
A: Basically I commute.
B: What?
A: You've heard of Computer Professionals? I am a Commuter Professional.

Seriously folks, I spent at least 5 hours a day commuting. So by the time I get home, I have no enthu to blog or do anything other than eat and sleep (I need plenty of that).Did I mention I officially spend only 6 and a half hours at work.
KCR wants our dearly beloved Azhar bhai jaan (not to be confused by Azarbaijan) to become Hyderabad's mayor
see this article.

I can just imagine it. Azhar mian addressing a press conference.
Reporter: Sir, what do you think about the cleanliness in the twin cities.
Azhar: mumblemumbletheboyssweptverywellinfactimteahingthemthesweepshotgivingthemextrapracticeeveryeveningmoremumbling.

Thursday, February 07, 2008

I have been tagged dammit! I've been asked to follow these allegedly simple instructions.
Post 5 links to 5 of your previously written posts. The posts have to relate to the 5 key words given (family, friend, yourself, your love, anything you like). Tag 5 other friends to do this meme. Try to tag at least 2 new acquaintances (if not, your current blog buddies will do) so that you get to know them each a little bit better.

Family eh? : Not too many posts about them. But this should do.

Friend(s): This post is an extract from one of the funniest conversations I've had. Spent three hours rolling around laughing all over M.G Road and Ramgopalpet. Great times.

Myself: The rest of the blog is pretty much about me. Take your pick.

My love: This one is this . My lou.

Anything I like: Sure. How about this then?I though it was quite funny.

Now comes the tough part. Volunteering bakras to do this.How about these people.

Non-Sensei,who is currently in far away lands, and hence cannot beat me up.
in revenge for ignoring me on IM the other day :P
Ganty. This can be an excuse for him to update his blog.And to see what the hell he does with it.
BoredSub : Just lathat.
And anyone else who wants to do this tag.That is you, you and you there at the back.