Who put the bump...err "mass" in mass media.
So some reporter was asking a friend of mine
reporter(on telephone): String quartet aa? Means? One person will play or band will play?
friend: (bangs head on table)
After some time, said friend, reports above incident to Ole uncle Australopithecus.
Me: Hau. bolna tha. One chap'll come, quarter maarta. Phir sab ki baajata. Do you want front row seats to be closer to the action?
PS: I'm avoiding work and blogging from office. Just wanted to let everyone know.