Friday, April 30, 2004

play internet tennis
present sir!!..ab attendance gira..niklo...

Wednesday, April 28, 2004

"I live in Florida, and down here, they have these big
tall palm trees. It has been discovered that if you
take one of the big leaves off the tree, crush it up,
and boil it for ten minutes, the result is a very
strong laxative drink. It just goes to show that with
fronds like these, you don't need enemas."

Saturday, April 24, 2004

Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies, Demon of Gluttony
Congratulations! You are Beelzebub, also known as
Ba'alzebub, whose name derives from the
Canaanite 'Baal' meaning ''lord,' and he is
known as the 'lord of the flies.' He
corresponds to the Deadly Sin of Gluttony.

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Friday, April 23, 2004

"I'll be a monkey's Uncle!"

Have you ever wondered how?
Thanks to the miracles of modern genetics...just minus a few ATCG 's and WHAM!!! you could be swinging from branch to branch,or maybe even setting exam papers in NC...
more on what ur comp does when ur not

exams exams

"It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has
plenty of work to do."
- Jerome K. Jerome

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

found this lurking in my inbox:

Who is Jack Schitt you ask?
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a
loss for a response when someone says " you don't know
Jack Schitt."

Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe
Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt,
the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the
deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie
Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and
the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her
parents' wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
high school dropout. After being married 15 years,
Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her
kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her
previous name. She was then known as Noe
Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and
they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable
throughout their childhood and subsequently married
the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding
announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children
are Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal
son left home to tour the world, and recently returned
from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack
Schitt", you can correct them.

Sunday, April 18, 2004

Its 3 A.M. Do you know what your computer is doing?
This maybe?

Thursday, April 15, 2004

The pun is mightier than the sword.
fuzzy logic? does that mean that you are a beard brain?

Tuesday, April 13, 2004

In conclusion

Don't Think!Do!

wazzat s'posed to mean?
incoherent thinking and muddled logic....


Deeply dippy bout the curves you've got
Deeply hot
Hot for the curves you've got
Deeply dippy bout the fun we had
Deeply mad
Mad for the fun we had

Oh... my love
I can't make head nor tail of passion love
Lets set sail for the seas of passion now

Deeply dippy bout the way you walk
A contact sport
Let the neighbours talk
Deeply dippy I'm your superman
I'll explain
You're my Lois Lane love
I can't make head nor tail of passion love
Lets set sail for the seas of passion now

(awh yeh)
(i said)
trumpets stop

Deeply dippy bout your spanish eyes
Sierra smile
Legs that go on for miles and miles

(awh see those legs man)

Miles and miles
I said love
I can't make head nor tail of passion love
So lets set sail for the seas of passion love
I can't make head nor tail of passion love
So lets set sail for the seas of passion

(I'm takin' a hot tahiti)

...... Deeply Dippy(Right Said Fred)
I love my beard.I love my beads...and ill kill anyone who tries to disposses me of them(did i get that right then?).
X: rey!! bastard fellow...pissing in the pool.I'll have you removed from the club.
Y: What it is!! many big big people have pissed in swimming pools...
X: Chutia fellow. Not from the diving board...

Sunday, April 11, 2004

Harassed by exmas so cant is something for you though..

Q: What kind of aftershave do genetic researchers wear?
A: Eau de clone.

Monday, April 05, 2004

"Thoughts of a dry brain in a dry season.".......Gerontion(T.S. Eliot)
"he's so fat, he has more chins than the shanghai phone book."
yay!! i'm not losing it..i just need the right audience....:D
thank you audience.

Thursday, April 01, 2004

someone said : "Life's a bitch.If it were a slut,at least it would be 'easy'"
X: Arey!!! Exams are coming and you waste fellow . you are reading das kapital?
aren't you worried about exams?
Y: yes, i am rather concerned about my Marx
so what does a six year old,trapped in the body of a twentyone year old do?
help help...humour deserting me...imagine that would be wierd...scares me even.....aargh i'm begining to talk like snagglepuss even.
it's all a Trafalmagorian plot I tell you.

The mice won't be happy....
my other blog was funnier.

just like my other car is a merc.
Why be difficult? Put some effort in and be impossible.