Friday, November 26, 2004

Waiter: Sir. May I take your order?
A: latte.
W: sure sir
A: hau? sachchi mein latte?
W: (confused) turns to B.And for you?
B: a Mocha....
A: Dekh ke.Aisa mocha baar baar nahin milta..

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Why is my Baap sending me articles like this....I guess we do wierd things in my family. The difference between normal parents and mine is illustrated in this example below (I sound like a Text book, I've been studying too hard)
Ill effects of smoking: Most people's (that I know) parents tell thier kids about the ill effects of smoking by showing an example in familyor neighbourhood, eg: look at you uncle Devinder: he can't climb two stairs without gasping, he smokes 3 packs a day,look at that uncle who has cancer , its all because of smoking etc etc.
But Oh no not my parents: they downloaded a series of papers on ill effects of smoking from various journals etc and showed me, leaving me to discover ill effects of smoking by myself...

PS :It has come to my notice recently that certain members of my family have been reading this blog

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

There was a murder at Nortre Dame cathedral.The Officer in charge of investigation was looking around for clues when suddenly.(Note: all conversation was carried out,not in French but in atrocious French accent,you know, like in the Pink Panther movies).
Gendarme: Excuse me M.le Capitaine,there is a man outside seeking an audience.He says he can help with
the investigations.
M. le Capitaine: Eh?Who is it?
Gendarme: It is Quasimodo M.le C. He says he has a 'hunch'.

Saturday, November 13, 2004

Instructions on a stick of deoderant: "Take Off Top, Push Up Bottom".That might explain that group of semi naked people outside the lawyers office, that would also explain why they didn't sit down when invited to do so.

Thursday, November 11, 2004

Half asleep is not done.

Woken up from slumber.
mom: "Arey! what about Violet Haze"
me : "Arey! what it is? A soft rock version of the song aa? Hendrix will turn cartwheels in his grave I tell you"
mom: " Bah! Always either dreaming or day dreaming.Useless fellow. I was talking about a paint shade named
Violet Haze.Its code number is 7064. since you are goofing off, go to the hardware shop and see how
it looks."
me : (thinking to self)"arey bhai, this half asleep buisiness is koncham dangerous.Must be fully asleep from
now on"
Arey! I cant Open the CPI(ML) website. It's a pity.Some of thier propaganda used to be really amusing, as long as you do not fall intoteh trap of believing everything you read,you should be fine. In fact it was the old Dhadi walle uncle who said "Doubt everything".Marx eh? Sounds more like Fox Mulder to me.

Saturday, November 06, 2004

Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: " Do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am".

Thursday, November 04, 2004

"Jab kismat hai Gaandu.Kya karega Paandu"