Monday, January 31, 2005

A cross dressing man is wanted for robbery. Sohail Abbas watch out. The police are looking for a drag flicker.

Friday, January 28, 2005

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

Monday, January 24, 2005

Saturday, January 22, 2005

Guy comes: Shows SFI calender with Che Guevara's photo printed on it and says "See this is Ch. Guruvayya, he was a Naxalite in AP" .Chut. What is the point of subscribing to an ideology, if you have no clue about it, or about the people who helped shape it.
Maaki. Kahan kahan se aa jate logan.

Thursday, January 20, 2005

R:Baap!. Whats the most tragic thing about Sholay?"
RYou see.Gabbar not only bumps off Thakurs wife and all but also chops off his you know....
A:Arey I see your point.
R:So what do you think he did to .ahem.relieve the tension? looked for holes in trees of correct height?
A:that and. also Dhanno kis din kaam ayegi
R:Galeez Makeode.

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

"Teachers" Special

The Mantra goes:

Gurudevo GINeshwara.
Guru sakshat ParaBRANDY
TASMACshree BEERenamahaa

Monday, January 17, 2005

Ladles and Jellyspoons: The Kiwi has landed.

Sunday, January 16, 2005

Calling Brig. Kaul 's daughters "Kaul girls" can be hazardous to your health.

Thursday, January 13, 2005

The Question is not whether Existance precedes Essence or vice versa..It is "What kind of Idiot puts Vanilla Essence in sandwich bread?".

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Rest in Peace.

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

For some strange reason my net connection is acting up I find myself unable to post comments on my blog therefore I bring you.......Doodleboard.
Request Denied.
G_ F_CK Y__R S_LF.
Want to buy a vowel?
Do you have bad vowel movement?

Sunday, January 09, 2005

A child was misbehaving by protesting loudly and rudely, waving boards with crazy slogans on, while guests were visiting. He was punished for having mad banners.

Excuse me...I'm suffering from overwork and bloggers block...err not exactly overwork as such..maybe from err overloafing.I'm juggling classes in two different places just 30 Km full mazaa is caming..especially when i bunk both places and go watch a movie.

Saturday, January 01, 2005

The Year Transplant is complete.
Here is wishing everybody a very Happy New Year...

I can't comment on my own blog aaaaaaiiiiijjjjjjjjjjjjjjaaaaaaaa.