Saturday, November 29, 2003

1 more . come on man just one more......reminds me of doing push ups somehow.

Thursday, November 27, 2003

after the success of Lord of the Flies......
here comes Lord of the Lice....presenting D.S. Judeo.

Monday, November 24, 2003

1 down , 3 to go.*badam bish*

Thursday, November 20, 2003


Wednesday, November 19, 2003

yes yes am alive...barely.(living like a bear)( not in the nude)

Sunday, November 16, 2003

in the end it all comes down to the tan theeta.. the inclination ie.

Friday, November 14, 2003

me zartan, jing of the kungle. me bump head on tree.

Thursday, November 13, 2003

When u said you'd be home by quarter to 12 i didnt realise you meant 3 o'clock.

have you seen your shrink recently?
Just when I was getting used to yesterday along comes today,

Tuesday, November 11, 2003

downloaded the flute song...finally.
well, lifes like that. one day you fall in love ,another you fall in an open manhole...
the previous post reminds me.
this guy walks into a bar.........that was a painful story.
Q.What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A. Dam.

Saturday, November 08, 2003

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Friday, November 07, 2003

As i rushed out of the hotel I asked the liveried man standing outside to get me a cab.
"harumph" he said " I am a Naval man"
"Good for you" I said "I'm a leg man myself but..."
"No i mean I am an Admiral in the Navy"
Oh, get me a battleship then.

Thursday, November 06, 2003

Ive often been asked " Are you mad????" well here is one way to find out.
"When you drop a cat it always lands on its feet and when you
drop a piece of toast it always lands buttered side down. So I
strapped a slice of toast to my cat's back, buttered side
up. He's been spinning inches above the ground for a week now."
by that great dude ,the very creative..anon.

Wednesday, November 05, 2003

remember that song ...i just died in your arms tonight....must have been one killer bear hug :D
I suffer form blog in amnesia. whenever i think of a great blog mysteriously vanishes from my head by the time i log in. if only those voices would do the same.......

Sunday, November 02, 2003

Still, a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest
..............The Boxer (s&g)