Wednesday, December 21, 2005

I have always wanted to make a new version of The Phantom of the Opera...I couldn't get enough money to fund it, but I will make a low budget movie called Guran of the Opera.
(Or a really really low budget one called The Devil of the Nautanki .Just make sure Dharmendra is nowhere around during the production.)

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Speaking of birds...Why do they fly south for the winter? 'Cause its too far to walk.....Here is some advice .Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Ok 'tis the season to be jolly katte..and by golly we shall be ..If all of us were to be Jolly..Who would be Puri, Malhotra or Ananthanarayanan ..

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Why are bees so busy?
'cause they have to keep up with the droneses.
This is not a good sign...They should mind thier own beesnest.

Monday, December 12, 2005

No no I haven't shed this mortal coil yet. Have been pretending to be extremely busy...pretending to be busy is much harder than actually being busy.So those of you who thought that they had finally gotten rid of me..send the cake back to the bakers..or on second thoughts mere ghar ku parcel marke bhejo.(Lekin mera ghar bahut bada hai.usko parcel karke bheje office wale kitna paise lete ki.)

Monday, December 05, 2005

Is that medicine for cold? No for cough.