Friday, April 29, 2005

I am going to start a cult, for clumsy people wonly.I am going to call it The Ku Klutz Klan. We shall all wear white sheets and keep tripping over them, and set fire to them attempting to put up burning crosses (a tip: first put the cross up and then burn it)
Discussion on MCP Dialogues from hindi flicks..

Biwi khaana garma karti hai aur rakhel bistar..

A:Yaar ye kya microwave oven se shadi karega kya?
B: Hehe would give a new meaning to the term "a hot wife"
A: But he'd better watch out while having"shareeric Sambandh"
A: 'Cause microwaves se cancer hota hai...And you know you dont want to get it in the wrong places?
B: Like there is a right place?
C: microwave se shaadi, this is like "biwi naram padosan garam" gone ulta.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk......Anon.

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Ok .I am kinda neglecting my blog..what to do, I am suffering from severe endsemitis..A condition brought on every 6 months or so, wherin 4 months of notes is squeezed into a brain ,the size of a pea...or at least we try...we dont always succeed though .Endsemitis also has effect on the nervous system, and a very nervous system at that...It causes the brain sometimes to short circuit, sending all the impulses haywire...causing people to make Nobel winning statements like "When the atom inside the electron is excited"....This is it people, the slog overs, wherein the asking rate is steadily climbing, even as i waste time typing I go, but I come back eh?

Sunday, April 10, 2005

bus stop batku......what to do.we are like that wonly.kindly do adjustment.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Gross encounters of the turd kind.

The Sewage line of the colony got blocked.Therefore all the remanants of what people ate yesterday, ended up in my garden.(and i dont mean the paper the family pack biryani came in).Why did it choose my garden i at least i wont have to spend money for fertilizer.But the smell.....gag..As Non-Sensei suggested maybe i should play a game and see if i can identify my own turd when it resurfaces in my garden.
When life seems to be moving smoothly, it has a tendancy to screech to a testicle twisting halt.This is why "support" is necessary. Good support prevents emergency visit to the andrologist.