Monday, June 26, 2006

After hectic day yesterday , of enjoying myself, I slept for 12 hours. The longest I've ever slept in recent history.
When I woke up I was totally disoriented. I groggily looked at the paper there i saw Baba(and you though Himesh Reshammiya was a talentless idiot?) Sehgal's ugly mug staring back at me! I dropped the paper like a hot potato (take one out of the oven with your bare hands then you will know). I then went and switched on the TV. What do I see? Well it is the grinning face of Cheema Okerie (remember him India's best and Nigeria's worst?). You can well imagine the effects of such unfortunate event on a person who has just woken up. I hurriedly (for a man in my condition) checked the papers to see which year it was...I desperatly hoped that I hadn't done a reverse Rip Van Winkle.....or an Elkniw Nav Pir. (no not some holy man)..The date on the newspaper informed that I hadn't slipped back into time (or IMS). What was scary are all these chaps crawling out of the woodwork suddenly...Would this inspire Kishen Kumar to make a comeback? Will Baba Sehgal and "Stylebhai" start raping our happiness again...err i meant Rapping....Will Piyush Soni jump out of the nearest doorway and sing the lovely and soulful Chokra..Will channel V release yet another "ultimate dance collection"? For more information...stay the 12431232322332 news channels....and kabhi fursat mile to yahn bhi aana.

PS: the sibling informs me Beckham scored a goal....we have gone back into the past!!!

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Will this Czech bounce?

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Old one remixed.

Mard ko dard nahin hota bolke Amit mian bole katte
Chilkan bola.Pairaan ke beech mein marnaa jisko dard hota une ich mard hota.

Monday, June 19, 2006

Went to see this play today "Reading between the lines" starring and directed by Suhasini Maniratnam.
Quite amazing. Of course the free booze on offer might be clouding my judgement, after all one is not the best critic after consuming copious amounts of scotch that too...(insert typical voice over voice here) bilkul muft muft muft...Comments after such consumtions are limited to eloquent utterances such as..."Beeeeeenhchod" ,"Nange Makelaude " or even this at an alleged rock show "who the fuck said play Ricky Martin I will fuck his entire family on the stage while the band is playing"

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

The French football team has a midfielder called Claude I even need to say it?

Edit on 15 June : What if Rosemary married our friend?

Friday, June 09, 2006

Crouching Australo Hidden Dragon (or) Saara shahar mujhe loin ke naam se jaanta hai. ell eye o enn.

A few days ago I was in Chittoor dist. helping a field biologist friend out in his project, which involved the study of crows and their nests. We travelled from village to village in search of crow's nests and found half the village following us. We set up a ladder and climb to have a closer look at crows nest (nothing to do with a very Jolly Mr Roger) when suddenly someone recollected a news item they read in the morning "Bird egg collector falls to death while collecting eggs"
Highly motivational and encouraging I must say.

After a hard afternoon of carrying ladders and climbing them, we took a well-deserved break. I was leaning against a tree and thinking about such burning issues such as what would be on offer for dinner and where could I get a nice whiskey-soda at that very moment, when suddenly I felt the same sensation I had read about in many sidey books "a stirring in my loins"...(yes when we were kids there was no desibaba so we read printed trash instead of reading trash online)..This 'stirring' surprised me as I know it was not something physiological..There were no women, neither the gaon ki gori nor the adivasi kanya types. When I made the supreme effort of tilting my neck downwards so that I could investigate what was going on in the highly sensitive regions of the anatomy, to my surprise, I found Godzilla happily treating my crotch as a summer resort. On closer inspection it proved to be a Bark Gecko. I have heard of escaping to the mountains to beat the heat (I just thought of something nasty and rhyming here), but this is too much...I reacted as any normal (haha) sane (hahaha) human being who finds a reptile cavorting on his mojo (albeit fully clothed) would react.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006


Stress Relief

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Accidental Rebel.

Baba Australopithecus' guide Part 2
Subject: How to rebel without trying.

I really mean it...don't try.

So I have become the only member of my family who hasn't gained admission into an IIT.

for more example of how to rebel without trying stay tuned to this channel