Thursday, December 04, 2003

total nonsense...needless to say i love that. Ladles and jellyspoons

I stand upon this speech to make a platform
the train i arrived in has not yet come
so i took a bus and walked
i come before you to stand behind you
and tell you something i know nothing about

One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other

One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
Knocked him through a nine inch wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all

A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to arrest the two dead boys
If you don't believe this story's true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!"

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