Dork!
A whale's penis is called a dork.
Boy! some sad sex life they must have.
Who was the greatest dork of all time? (and no I don't mean he was a dick)
Maxim Dorky?
Were Simon and Garfunkel into kinky stuff?
Didn't they sing a song that started with Hello Dorkness my old friend?
22 comments:
lol
what at moby dick ??
@ah-men: lol! yes. I never thought of that.
And dick tracy must be the person who helps lost dorks
Ok... Moby Dick stands exonerated from his name.
@AC: Maybe he was the dork among whales, never picked on other whales but picked on an old sailor with one leg...go figure.
@Chrys: LOL!
moby dick- or maybe dick!! a whale in doubt of its sexuality!
@LOAT: hehe
Maybe, but my theory says that Moby "Dick" was a whale prostitute offering his services to all those fe-whales who wanted to have a whale of a time. And to fe-whales who wanted to whale-ofy... Hehe...
vo my gawd...what have i started here ...but anyway ..u may say...whales need to have a sex life too...but i say with what porpoise ?
no no greatest dork of all time - moby dick :D
@AC: If his full name was Mobius..would he have been one hel of a connvoluted charachter..
@Ah-men: hehe..whales have family planning too..only if Porpoiseless.
@make it new: hehe
Hehehehe... Gives new meaning to the 'Mobius Strip'. Lol.
@AC: heeh yes it does. But whales are already nekked man!! what more you want them to strip? :D
Doesn't the 'Mobius Strip' turn them inside out? Hehe...
@AC: so if you see pink whales you know whats been happening...its not the joint doing the talking but moby eh?
Hehehehe...
oh there's more.
hello dorkness my old friend,
i've come to talk with you again.
there's a vision softly creeping
that left its 'seeds' while i was sleeping
etc..
sita: im sure someone would have noticed a whales penis leaving seeds in them and at least woken up...
in the dork of the nights, dorky moby dick dork docked into dark depths of dickeydee
argh this is contagious.
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