Sunday, October 28, 2007

When I was young(er?) I happened to watch this movie, I then decided to name any car I drove Rampyari. Unless of course it was a Volkswagen Beetle. Then I'd call it Herbie.

That was in response to question raised by certain readers reg. a previous post. Now I thought why not list out more stuff I'd like to name.

If I'm rich enough to own a private plane and have a personal pilot...I'd call him Biggles..even if his real name happens to be Ramanathan or Akbar bin Taber or whatever.

I've said this before.
If I ever start a strip club I'd call it "Thong and dance"

If I ran a whore house I'd name it thus " LEGS" and have a sign like this:

LEGS
Now open for Business




9 comments:

Cynic in Wonderland said...

..and an indian gentleman's gentleman would be "Jeeva"? and you could do plays called "much ado about nothong" as well.

Australopithecus said...

hehehe yes its about supporting our right to adult entertainment?

ArSENik said...

Not to mention putting scores of women through college, reaching hitherto unscaled heights in the empowerment of women. Damn, this hindance to social change by this conservative society!

Cynic in Wonderland said...

...yup supporting our rights! Btw, most insidious a hobby this is, i spent considerable time yesterday thinking of what i would have called a number of things!

Australopithecus said...

@arsenik: yes absolutely..real pioneers in gender equality and all that..

Australopithecus said...

@cynic: yes? pray illustrate with help of examples (10 marks)

Adi said...

LOL ... legs open...

dammitich saar, you crack me up

hows life been saar

paranoid.android said...

legs...haha!! that was the best one

Australopithecus said...

@adi: thansu saaru. its been decent. you?