Thursday, October 18, 2007

Two simultaneous conversations :

Aus: Arey today I was out getting car fixed. Rats ate off wires
PP: WHAT!!! Why aren't you feeding them?
Aus: Arey! What will I eat then?
PP : Wires! Be kind to animals ji.
Aus: Ok, I will now send Andy Symonds a banana.



Bored Sub: But we're all monkeys anyway.
Aus: So is Andrew Symonds...who shouldn't feel too bad...last time the crowd booed tendulkar..so he is in August company...or October in this case.

4 comments:

Cynic in Wonderland said...

what is with this rat fixation anyways ...someone else was cribbing abt a rat in the er..commode.

Australopithecus said...

was that a sewer rat moving up in life?

Cynic in Wonderland said...

if he was flushed then i am thinking going down..its a point worth pondering u know, how do u deal with a situation like that...

Australopithecus said...

it was flushed? hormonal imbalances?

flush is good. followed by line in a Scots accent " go back to where ye came from"