but confucius also say:He who sniffs coke drowns.

X: Arey!Mera Baap Top insaan hai.
Y: that means you'r a son of a gun eh?

Confucius really say:Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.

X:You idiot.don't you know Olga Danseofski is the most famous ballerina that Warsaw has ever seen. And you go call her a pole dancer.
Y:well she's Polish isn't she.

"There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge"....Bertrand Russell
thats why quiz contests are so popular..and are so much fun...well at least they are when you know the answers..
amazing essay that one...useless knowledge..
read it long time ago in a collection of essays.the book was called 'in praise of idleness' thats why i picked it up..and here every one was thinking i suddenly became intellectual and all.hard cheese.

Some people say the glass is half empty. some people say...where the hell is the waiter...
ha! and they thought i was going to pull the vodka joke....

"I am not young enough to know everything."
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

as that person said." when you do your B.Sc. you think you know a lot of Chemistry.When you do your M.Sc. you realise you dont know any Chemistry.
and by the time you actually finish your Phd. everyone realizes you dont know any Chemistry."

I am in Stage 2.

bah!! don't screw it up....tahts what im hearing from all quarters...
why does everyone believe that i'm so inept? I mean is it writen all over my face...do i hold aloft a banner that reads..yo!! inept dude on prowl...cant do anything right yeah thats me....

touchwood.

afterthought:must be one heck of a banner if it reads...can i hire it?...

funny.

some dude said...
"make war ,not love...it's safer."
...poor fellow.

earworm:Dil Dhadke (Baba Sehgal)

oh get out get out...someone get that out of my head....
hmmm actually coming to think of it not the worst song in the world..

can't think of anything funny to say....daaaammnnn.......

im not breaking any records..just my head.over records...
that was so sad that even i feel a little sick....

my eyelids feel as if they are weighed down by 10 kilo dumbells.trying to pull the shutters down as fast as in old city during a riot...

i have no idea what i've just typed.and i dont care either.im typing and its not registering in my head.

this is better than being stoned....it doesnt damage your lungs..still damages your brains...and no money spent either.....

slowly losing....

RECORDS RECORDS......DAAAAAAMMMMMNNN YOUUUU

"Here's champagne to our real friends...
...and real pain to our sham friends"

me: aargh. sidey joke.
J: no baap its all economics. its an economical joke...
me: eh?
J: yeah . it's a cheap joke..

speaking of rassi...reminded of ancient hyderabadi saying.with japanese subtitles
"Char ane ke bandar ku barah ane ka rassi.."

aso.

new bondage series
Rassi jaisi koi nahin...

Do you suffer from kracked Heils?
Don't upset the Fuhrer with kracked heils...use..krack cream...

krack cream....Sieg Heil....

earworm: jhini(indian ocean)

had an interesting conversation with grandparents.about music..,happened after i introduced tehm to indian ocean...of course i dont mean personally introduced tehm to the band:D

"Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful
ancestors."
- David Brenner

zabardast song....listened ot it after 10 long years :D
used to be the theme song of this series called "tour of duty"..zabardast series it was....

I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colors anymore I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

I see a line of cars and they're all painted black
With flowers and my love, both never to come back
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a newborn baby it just happens ev'ryday

I look inside myself and see my heart is black
I see my red door and it has been painted black
Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts
It's not easy facing up when your whole world is black

No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue
I could not forsee this thing happening to you
If I look hard enough into the setting sun
My love will laugh with me before the morning comes
.........Paint it Black(The Rolling Stones)

as they say..."Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on
your front door forever"

Aaj kal ke bachche....

Kids never had it so good ever.I guess thats what all old people say.Including the old dude who said"when i was your age ,i used to walk from madurai to trichy to visit relatives.and you fellows going in buses and all..."
aaj kal ke bachche hang around in places like cafe cofee day and shoppers stop..
of course an excuse would be that when i was a kid CCD and SS did not exist(see i use abbreviations ...i'm hep)
when i was that age (i'm turning into aforementioned old dude..aaaargh..) i'd consider myself rich if i had 10 bucks...for that meant i could escape tuesday lunch and eat in bakers house....that was high point..only place where we had money to go on out own..everywhere else it was under parental guidance...so that meant one couldn't have as much fun as one wanted to..
where do these kids of the internet generation get money from..have aaj kal ke parents become very dayaloo?..if so lead me to the counter where i can exchange my own old model kanjoos type parents for this new model..
or if the kids do have other sources of income ..lead me to it..because even though im old..10 bucks is still hard to come by :D

so if i buy dope on credit.does that mean i have a joint account?

mike testing 123...how are you mike?

darymple babu wrote about dilli me thinks it was in city of djinns...well me im going to write story on hyd. called city of gudumba.

Tiger.

Kyon apni kabar khod raha hai Galib
Kyon apni kabra khod raha hai Galib
La,Fawda Mujhe de.

or was it like a bulbul in a chinachina shop?

......with grace and panache, like a bull in a china shop......

she said:"Baap,We are actually doing social service.See ,when other people get depressed and think that they are waste,loser candidates. they see us and realise that they are not that bad after all.so we actually prevent many suicides by being such losers"

hmm.....:D

Baap.I hear that you are a chain smoker....

Lies .Lies..Damned lies all of it...I've never smoked a chain in my life.

Are you often troubled by indecent thoughts?

What? Oh no.I rather enjoy them."