A cross dressing man is wanted for robbery. Sohail Abbas watch out. The police are looking for a drag flicker.

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

Guy comes: Shows SFI calender with Che Guevara's photo printed on it and says "See this is Ch. Guruvayya, he was a Naxalite in AP" .Chut. What is the point of subscribing to an ideology, if you have no clue about it, or about the people who helped shape it.

Maaki. Kahan kahan se aa jate logan.

R:Baap!. Whats the most tragic thing about Sholay?"
A:What?
RYou see.Gabbar not only bumps off Thakurs wife and all but also chops off his hands...so you know....
A:Arey I see your point.
R:So what do you think he did to .ahem.relieve the tension? looked for holes in trees of correct height?
A:that and. also Dhanno kis din kaam ayegi
R:Galeez Makeode.

"Teachers" Special

The Mantra goes:

Guru RUMa Guru WHISKEY
Gurudevo GINeshwara.
Guru sakshat ParaBRANDY
TASMACshree BEERenamahaa

Ladles and Jellyspoons: The Kiwi has landed.

Calling Brig. Kaul 's daughters "Kaul girls" can be hazardous to your health.

The Question is not whether Existance precedes Essence or vice versa..It is "What kind of Idiot puts Vanilla Essence in sandwich bread?".

Rest in Peace.

For some strange reason my net connection is acting up I find myself unable to post comments on my blog again..so therefore I bring you.......Doodleboard.

Request Denied.
G_ F_CK Y__R S_LF.
Want to buy a vowel?
Do you have bad vowel movement?

A child was misbehaving by protesting loudly and rudely, waving boards with crazy slogans on, while guests were visiting. He was punished for having mad banners.

Excuse me...I'm suffering from overwork and bloggers block...err not exactly overwork as such..maybe from err overloafing.I'm juggling classes in two different places just 30 Km apart.so full mazaa is caming..especially when i bunk both places and go watch a movie.

The Year Transplant is complete.
Here is wishing everybody a very Happy New Year...


I can't comment on my own blog aaaaaaiiiiijjjjjjjjjjjjjjaaaaaaaa.