The following post illustrates yet again that I havne't grown up as yet.
So there I was happily listening to woold saangs. Unfortuantely my speakers had a loose connection somewhere (just like the owner) and from time to time produced a few gems.

Song: Aaja Piya- by Lata Mangeshkar
Aaja piya tohe (blank) doon
......
dede mere haath mein
.......
oho (blank) mera lele.
main (blank) teri leloon.

This one had me rolling on the floor. Such a nice song.I can't listen to it without snickering anymore.Tchah!