speaking of beekeeping...this is called applying madu dimakh...:D

When Mrs Gorm (Aunt Eloise)
Was stung to death by savage bees,
Her husband (Prebendary Gorm)
Put on his veil, and took the swarm.
He's publishing a book next May
On 'How to Make Bee-Keeping Pay'.
............Harry Graham (methinks)

one good thing about Hutch is that its ads have great music...some real old half forgotten gems.truly zabardast...must find them online..piracy zindabad.

To Prove : Beauty is in Edmund Hillary's eye..

we know: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder......(1)
Beholder sounds like Bee-holder ........(2)
hold and keep...preety much similar........(3)
applying the approximation (put some high funda name like Born-Oppenhiemer etc)
Edmund Hillary was a beekeeper....(4)
hence substituting (4) we get...
Beauty is in the eye of Edmund Hillary....(5)
rearrange...(5) we get....
Beauty is in Edmund Hillary's eye..

Proved QED..

women's lib activist: Free Women! Free Women!
dude : Great!! do you deliver?

hehe am i a chauvanist or what .:D

great pics

I hab a code im my dose.

die Wanderlust....I guess that sums it up.

what the women's libber said: free women,chain mails:D

speaking of chain mail.i'm sick and tired of getting emails that go...my name is zibzibzippy.i live in a poor country(never mind the nae, its usually one u've never heard off)
i have an ugly grotesque growth on my face...(maybe its yer nose...)
or i have a third tit growing on my forehead. and by forwarding this message to about 1233143 of your friends bill gates will pay me 10 cents for each friend you send this to, who in turn will get full guilt trip about poor people living in...whatchamaycallit land all with three three tits..if u dont send the mail your undies will become carnivorous and eat your genitals.
come on maaaaan who believes that .billy is full anda fellow or what to give 10 10 cents lathat...or another one where billy will pay YOU to forward the mesage int eh process create full spam...
even worse is those chain mails that in my bachpan came by regular mail.
stuff that was allegedly started hazaar years ago in germany by two brothers who had way too much time on thier hands and then smuggled into turkey ,persia and afghanistan and finally across the khyber pass by disco dancing eunuchs in pink tights,across the thar by dwarves with itchy jockstraps etc etc untill it reahed u..now u must send a pair of your used undies to 1st fellow whose name is on the list.....
screw it all...chain mail is a menance and it should be dealt with...with extreme prejudice....so if u do send chain mail...may your undies turn carnivorous too....

preserve your memories
they're all that's left you.
-Simon & Garfunkel.
sweet memories.of 'xpressions gone by,of things that were....
well at least today did a couple of things i've always wanted to do ;)

two amazingly fun filled days.....sigh....tomorrow back to the bloody grind....
i want to go back to NC.......

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour...

Why is industrial productivity so low in my ooru?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.

when in Rome,do.

its a miracle that china has such a huge population,considering the fact that there have never been elections in china..ever..

h nuy7878uiyh

that was me banging my head on the keyboard...repeatedly.

come on in.the insanity's fine.

can a shoe box?
no,but a tin can.

what kind of ghost haunt chemistry labs?
methylated spirits...:D

me and a friend are partners in the marijuana buisiness...let's call it a joint venture.well if thats the family business....are u in a joint family?
if u and a friend have grass carrying belt pouches..can u be joint at the hip?
if the chief of the armed forces smoked pot would be be the joint chief of staff?

Oxidants happen..as they say....adjust and manipulate..

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?" ...........Lilly Tomlin.

X:hey, thats guy's Marxist.
Y: i'm Lennonist my self.
X: eh?
Y: I'm a Beatles fan..

Sitting on that rock..watching the monsoon roll in. the smell of rain in the air.the wind almost pushing us off the rock,almost tearing shirts off..
walking back home in the warm rain,drenched to the bone.
A hot bath and later some pakodas and chai.watching the rain
.sigh.....jane kahan gaye woh din....
Watching that huge cloud bank roll in was truly amazing. facing this huge mass of black clouds,moving toward us at an amazing rate.behind us the sky was a brilliant blue..the contrast was amazing.
I had a lot of fun on that rock..and a different kind of fun on another rock(The Rock!!) many years later. and i love rock music..do we see a pattern emerging here?

oh non-sensei....I want to take part in American Idle competition saar..I'm sure I'll win...

my sis: "what purpose do cockroaches have on this planet, other than to freak me out?"
hehe
we used to tear their legs off ...all in the name of biology...to make thigh muscle fibre slides..
we discovered that cockroaches can survive beheading.so maybe that makes it difficult to have a french revolution among roaches...even the queen of hearts will have problems .

the guy who taught me to make a joint....my roll model.

hey!!! today's Friday the 13th....wheres that Jason dude?

just because no one understands you doesn't mean that you are an artist

came across these stickers..about tomorrow.

Happy Corporate-Endorsed Love-Themed Merchandising Day.

Oh swell,Valentine's day,whoopee.I'm giddy with synthetic emotion.

Of course I can keep a secret.It's the people I tell it to who can't.

X: theory of realtivity--where there is a will,there are realtives
Y: Shhhh.....you dont seem to understand the gravity of the situation.

When was the Last time you saw a Sparrow?

Well the answer to that question would be.. on Saturday..not one..but about 10 of them,and at the most unexpected of places..the Railway station.
..err at least i thought they were sparrows..but since i havent seen one for so long I might have actually forgotten what they looked like..
Nowadays I dont see birds that used to be common when I was younger . this might sound like some old geezer saying in my days we walked everywhere..even to Trichy. But think about it...Crows ,egrets,sparrows, thats right pretty common right, at least they used to be,even if you do see them, its not as often as before. And im not even talking about exotic birds we used to see in the city..Vultures..but there has been a global decline in vulture population..even the sparrow problm i'm told transcends borders,regions etc. They are studying this phenomenon in england katte...
result of the pressure we are putting on the environment?
it would be interesting to listen to an entymologist's take on this.effect on distribtion/density of insect population.
So when was the last time you saw a sparrow?

So funds for Sulabh International are Loo Grants?

Don't blame me if you didnt watch/haven't heard of the serial.

a great day.....so far..sigh..but all things good must come to an end..so someone please take me drunk ,i'm home.

Thank you, thank you.

Who'd have thunk it?

Remember Unchained Melody? eh?eh?
well the last thing you would associate the song with is jail init?
WRONG!! katte song was first used in flick "Unchained"(1955)..sung by dude by the name of Al Hibbler. About life of some Prison Guard.flick based on prison life in California Institute of Men (what kind of name is that..i mean..what do they teach there)..full far cry from "Ghost" eh? eh?

The original Catch 22.
"Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't , but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. "

thought: didn't the great depression in america come after prohibition?
hmm .if so we know why don't we?

When S'bad was first built, there existed on the road, numerous potholes, someof which are still being maintained intact by the archeological survey of India.

"It is dangerous to let the public behind the scenes. They are easily disillusioned and then they are angry with you, for it was the illusion they loved. " -Somerset Maugham.

Theek bola.Illusion.Thats what everyone wants.An illusion of controll,of greatness of whatever.
It's very comforting to hang on to some illusion even though you yourself know that its not true.
fooling oneself is fun. it is even easier than fooling other people.

>everything is different,yet it is all the same...
: deeeeep maaaaan.what have you been smoking?
>nothing matters anymore man...nothing really matters..
:wait i know this song...bohemian rhapsody.queen..
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