Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Guests.(aka The good, the bad and the Agli baar kabhi nahin)

There are various types of guests as mentioned above. Some guests are nice well behaved, and when they come to stay they don't use too much water and even help out..so thats great. People who fall into that category are always a pleasure to have. These are usually people you know quite well so its fun also.

There are those guests who are horribly inconsiderate. Wake up late, inconsiderately ask for coffee and chai at odd hours..basically behave the same way I do. But then they make up for it all by treating one to dinner somewhere lots of sins are forgiven on a near bursting stomach.

Then there are those who crib. these second rates sons of sword swallowers behave as if we've put them into Gulag 3. Ooh why don't you have water..it just ran out I only showered for half an hour! The food is too bland...later now it's too spicy. Behaving like prize pricks. (Prize pricks..I didn't know there were such competitions. I just hope they don't actually PIN the blue ribbon on the victorious member)
They are welcome to write about their experiences in the realm of the Australopithecus, giving Alexander Solzhenitsyn competition(after wining the prize pricks and dickhead awards,,they fancy themselves) Luckily we've had only one such person forcibly thrust on us.

Now there are some guests who are horribly nosy...always sticking thier noses into business that doesn't concern them..e.g "who was that girl who called for you?" "why do your parents allow you to go out so late at night.?" ."what is this green stuff I found in your cupboard" . Behenchod! none of your friggin' business....These are not guests. These are the Guestapo. They have "Vays to mek me Tok" alright..but when I talk( or tok in German subtitles) its definitely not PG rated.

Guests may be good bad or nasty..they are always interesting.



3 comments:

progga said...

I loved the heading of your post!

Australopithecus said...

@progga: thanks.

gowri said...

too cool!true gyaan!