On same trip , I was harassed by colleague (aged around 30) who wanted to join the army, I told him realization struck too late. He then proceeded to bombard me with questions ,which I attempted to answer to the best of my knowledge. It was like explaining things to a block of set cement.After half an hour he asks me "so Subedar Major is senior to Major aa?"...At least the block of cement doesn't have stupid questions like this. So this is when I decided to have some fun. When the next question arrived I decided to amuse myself. No point explaining things to this idiot bolke.
Idiot: So Major will go in field aa?
Aus : Well. If there are no bathrooms around then he will.
Bouncer for idiot. Next delivery.
Idiot : Will General go in field?
Aus : Chi no! What will the troops say.
Idiot : (Now confused and exasperated.) Who will go in field then!!!
Aus : Field Marshall will go in the field man
Suddenly visions of old Sam Bahadur running with lota in hand through fields came to mind..almost fell out of the jeep laughing.
16 comments:
hahahahahahaahahaaaaa
especially if yer reffing to honorable manekshaw :)
omg! i almost fell out of my couch with the laptop in hand laughing upon reading the last part.
Hehehe... The Army is really having a Field day!
hehehehh ur mad
haha...that's funny...running with a lota...oh and he's half hopping too because he can't control...
Oh god...you're awful. Why are the stupidas so keen on talking to you anyway? Stupid as well as masochistic, poor thangs! :-D
Lol. Sam Bhadur running with lota and saying "Hum field mein jayega. Hum udar shanti mein jaa sakta haai" in an almost Britt accent.
@minicat: hello to you ji..and yes it was the very same field marshal i was ref to.
@anil: heh.pls don't sue me for damage to laptop.
@AC: hehe yes...is that a way of saying things are going down the toilet?
@cynic: did you just realize that?
@ideasmithy: i am a magnet for idiots and psychos. irritants , even in parties slowly gravitate towards me.
@arsenik: hehehe. funny. btw well actually sam bahadur's hindi is quite good.
@PA: hehe. yes. half hopping, pajamas in disarray or whatever :)
lol
ekdum dhik chak
Field Marshall aaa? I'd say everyone from rank Major and up gets their own private field.. it's a red tape thing, I think! :D
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