So, the other day I was in the office doing what most people who work for the government try to do. Catch 40 winks. To assist me in this endeavour was this horrible report my boss had written about a scheme serving a certain section of society in the rural areas. It was working very well lulling me into a nice little semi-doze...until I came to this sentence.
" Providing escort services to the beneficiaries for employment opportunities"
I burst out laughing waking up the entire office and new words were added to my vocabulary.Now that I was awake, I tried my best to register for the above mentioned scheme.Alas. I was above the poverty line(just barely) and therefore not eligible for this particular I'd have to get my own escorts I guess.
Now who exactly would you term as the beneficiary under the above circumstances.The user or the service provider?
4 comments:
heheh ..the beneficiary would have been verr happy
ess...all of us trying to sign up for said scheme no :D alas we were beatun up by feminists who accused us of various evils..including not using a coaster when we put our glass on the table (guilty m'lord)
lol....i would love such schemes!!
@akshay: apply to the govt!
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