This is something I've been meaning to share for a very long time, I kept forgetting...
but anyway, here you go....

Do Physicists use Flux soap?

The perils of living with Daya

The secret to making excellent Dum biryani is using good quality tobacco.

or Charminar cigarettes if making Hyderabadi dum biriyani.

Or using Miss South Carolina for Dumb biryani for Hannibal Lecter.

Oh man, when I am procrastinating I usually end up on Youtube, which explains some of the brainchod videos I've been finding. Some of these are below.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

...or for decent folk, but since you are here, reading this blog, chances are that you are not of the decent persuasion. If somehow you've wandered here by accident dear Hansel and Gretel, the gingerbread house is down the road 4th left third right "Shilton Cafe backside", Narayanaguda X roads, or to visit their other branch 2nd left from Begum Bazaar Chatri, and watch where you drop those bread crumbs, India is full of bhooke nange people if you listen to the gora log in U.S, they will mug you just like on the Brooklyn bound C train, then you will be bhooka nanga.
I digress so back to brainchod video and audio. Here you go:

No 1:



and as the biology fail Tombolla announcer used to call out What babies do Number 2 ..like how does he do?
Oh speaking of doing, next time someone asks me "How do you do?" I am going to reply - I prefer doggie style but my girlfriend prefers reverse cowgirl..so we do like that. I don't want to know how you do, unless you are hot and of the female persuasion, lesbians also welcome.

But here we go.



Kudos to original uploaders.

Oh man, i just found my new favorite song! Right alongside You are my chicken fry from Rock dancer, Night lovers by bappi and Tella Cheera Kala Katuka from the film Sardar Paparayudu (with NTR and Sridevi).
We now have