Monday, December 20, 2010

Confessions to the Significant Other

A: Err... Lucy, I don't know how to say this to you..umm
Lucy: What? Say na?
A: Err see umm
L: What is it? Are you breaking up with me? Do you have a fetish for farmyard animals,
Did you cheat on me with a bearded female midget?
A: err no, It's far more serious.
L: Bastard, if you don't spit it out I will murder you.
A: Ok. Here goes.deep breath.I have recently become a Ravi Teja fan
L: WTF!NO! This can't be. I wish it had been the bearded midget or something I can deal with. But this, how can you do this to me! Bastard!
A: err. sorry. but while I am confessing, may I also say I am a Balakrishna and Nagarjuna fan as well.
L: Those I can take, but this. How could you....
A: It's not the whole story, I even plan to watch Ravi Teja's forthcoming release first day.
L: Sigh. Na karma!


freeze-dried said...

LoL! Lucy, you want help hitting him aa?

Australopithecus said...

ammo, what is this, ganging up to inflict grievous bodily harm?

Anonymous said...

bearded female midget? lol

Gomes said...

Just to confirm, is Ravi Teja the one who believes slapping is the quickest route to a girl's heart ?If I remember right, Lucy was the one who told me this. :P

Simbly Bored said...

Dear Sir,

I am friend of Mrs Frozen Dry. I have been seeing her linking to your blog many many times and today I have clicked. I am finding that your blog is very amusing.

Please to keep writing funny posts. But this one I am not understanding. Ravi Teja is a great hero sir. He is also not coming from filmi background like other heroes. Sir, if eminent persons such as yourself are saying such things, public will be influenced.

Asking you very humbly to reconsider your position.

Simbly Bored

Australopithecus said...

Dear Sir/Madam.

I am telling that wonly in my blog post, you are not to be reading in karest manner.
I am telling i am very big fan of mass maharaja ravi teja garu.
it is some other persons who are having same mind, i will forward your letter to said persons just wonly.