Signs that you are in New Jersey.

1) They play bhangra pop music in strip clubs.
2) you can buy old monk rum, Haywards 5000 beer
3) YOu get pan pasand and Swad at the Indian store, speaking of Pan Pasand, I even saw Archana Joglekar in NJ.
4) Someone fills 'gas' for you. Unilke to the rest of the US (well except Oregon,I think) where you fill your own gas. Mostly desis.

5)Oh and you get junk mail like this.