Tuesday, September 30, 2003

Calvin What's it like to fall in love?
Hobbes Well... Say the object of your affection walks by...
Calvin Yeah?
Hobbes First, your heart falls into your stomach and splashes your innards. All the moisture makes you sweat profusely. This condensation shorts the circuits to your brain, and you get all woozy. When your brain burns out altogether, your mouth disengages and you babble like a cretin until she leaves.
Calvin That's love?!?
Hobbes Medically speaking.
Calvin Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!

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