So,Australopithecus do you read?
Yes sir, I do.
What do you read son?
Well sir, you know the usual: subtitles in movies, emails from wealthy Nigerians dying to give me money,comics and ..Oh!yes some books as well.
Oh you watch foreign films?
Err...not ..um exactly, mostly Malayalam  films sir.
Oh and who is your favourite performer there? Mamooty?Mohanlal?
Oh no sir..hehe..well...anyway..hehe try the buiscuits they are fabulous.