The ideas are good..translation is problem.What to do we are lathat only.

No one is ever completely worthless.They can at least be used as a bad example!

Third Degree Part 2:
 
So Australopithecus :

Do you play an instrument?
 err ..sir .I generally play the fool, blow my own trupet..but thats about it.
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Have you seen a shooting star?
 well,I've seen Salman Khan does that count?
Huh?
well he went to a wildlife sanctuary and did some shooting and all . But if an actor turned cameraman he would be a shooting star? 
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 Have  you ever lost a friend?
That would be damned careless no?
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An Englishman shot himself in the groin recently afterdrinking 15 pints of beer, and stuffing a sawed-offshotgun down his pants.
Apparently, the man was under the impression the gunwasn't fully cocked, and now he isn't either.

It said "Take Flyover to Barkatpura"
Main Socha: Arey bhai isn't this flyover a little too heavy to take to Barkatpura?

So,Australopithecus do you read?
Yes sir, I do.
What do you read son?
Well sir, you know the usual: subtitles in movies, emails from wealthy Nigerians dying to give me money,comics and ..Oh!yes some books as well.
Oh you watch foreign films?
Err...not ..um exactly, mostly Malayalam  films sir.
Oh and who is your favourite performer there? Mamooty?Mohanlal?
Oh no sir..hehe..well...anyway..hehe try the buiscuits they are fabulous.

Aah..it is that time of the year again.The time when unsuspecting juniors join colleges.All I have to say is
Chaar aana,Aath aana,Barah aana,Rupay.
Barana Rupai...repeat (preferable while hugging a tree)

 

When I was in my first year in college, the glasses the chaiwallah gave tea in were pretty decently sized .Of course we didnt think so at the time.Times changed and Afzal Chaiwallah went, only to be replaced by a canteen in college. Canteen guy sold chai at the same Rs 2/-(only) per cuppa. Has been doing so for the last 4 years. I guess in this mehangai ka zamana one must cut corners,or at least cut the size of the cup.Increasing the price of Chai was not an option. that would have set of a riot. So cups got smaller and smaller untill we reach the present day, where a thimblefull of chai cost the same Rs2/-(only) ..If we were talking about bras here this would be an A size.I mean cups can't get any smaller now. unless the canteen wallah is funding frontier research in nanotech.

It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your brain is?

What it is???

Stumbled on this .From NDTV site.and to think they used to throw these away.

Bhaang ki Chutney :

INGREDIENTS
50 gm bhang ke dane. 2 green chillies .3 tbsp lemon juice .2 tbsp mint leaves-chopped .3 tbsp water.1/2 tsp salt .

METHOD
Roast the bhang seeds and then grind them in a mixie. Add the green chillies, lemon juice, mint leaves, water and salt and grind to a paste in a mixie.The chutney is ready.

The couple left the gynecologist's office with the wife in tears.They were just told that she could never become pregnant. Theywould never have the family they both desired so fervently.Suddenly, a masked man appeared before them."I think I can help you," he said, handing them a card."Why are you masked?" the husband asked."Because the government has declared our activities illegal. Goto the address on this card. The doctor will take a scraping fromyour mouth and culture it. In less than a year, we will have yourbaby for you."Turning to her husband, the wife exclaimed,"This is the answer to our prayers!"Then she turned back to thank the stranger but he was gone."Who was that masked man?" she asked her husband.He answered, "That was ... the Clone Arranger."

I wanted to blog about the cobra almost 'taging' a moving vehicle...but no enthu right now...stay tuned while i work it up (ie the enthu) ..tab tak ke iye aagnya dijiye.namashkar.

galti se mistook ho gaya?

MICHAEL FINNEGAN

There was an old man called Michael Finnegan,
He grew whiskers on his chinnigan.
The wind came out and blew them inigan,
Poor old Michael Finnegan... begin again.

There was an old man called Michael Finnegan,
Ran a race and thought he'd winnigin
Got so buffed that he had to go innigin
Poor old Michael Finnegan... begin again.

There was an old man called Michael Finnegan,
He kicked up an awful dinnigan
'Cause they said he must not sinnigan
Poor old Michael Finnegan... begin again.

There was an old man called Michael Finnegan,
He went fishing with the pinnican (?)
Caught a fish but walked it innigan
Poor old Michael Finnegan... begin again.

There was an old man called Michael Finnegan,
Climbed a tree and barked his shinnigan
Took off several yards of skinnigan
Poor old Michael Finnegan... begin again.

There was an old man called Michael Finnegan,
He grew fat and then grew thinnigan
And thus he died and had to beginnigan
Poor old Michael Finnegan.

If you come across a girl with kaleidoscope eyes,kindly refer her to an ophthalmologist.

Does a Seismologist carry out Earth Shaking research?

Stolen from the net.

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest
profession.

I have come to realize that it bears a
very close resemblance to the first.

hey! the blog is over a year old:D.

Women claim that they never pursue a man.

Well, by the same token, a mousetrap never pursues a
mouse, but the end result is the same.

Those who discourage your dreams have abandoned thier own.

Q:What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A:Anyone can roast beef.

bad day?

phew.that put a new spin on things.

Jack of all trades,Master of Science....well not quite..a year to go hopefully only a year :D

Baingan,Butta...these may be just farmyard produce to many of you, but for us it holds a totally different meaning.
yes yes i've been listening to the soundtrack of Hyderabad Blues 2.so sew err sue me.

To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to all of life's problems! --- Homer Simpson.

how tequila mocking bird.. says:all fair in lust and war