Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Airy-Fairy Tale

Long long ago.In a land far far away.Even further than Jhumritallaya. There lived and evil dwarf called Crumpledforeskin.He was the survivor of a circumcision accident.A jewish moyel had invented this new circumsicion machine prototype which drasticly malfunctioned,leading to CF's condition and by extension [get it ;)] his name.whic also explained his attitude toward life and peopl in general...I mean.He felt that he had been "shortchanged" if you catch my drift.And also he found it difficult to pick up girls.He was too short and they were too heavy.To exact revenge he used to sneak into circumsicion ceremonies and yell BOO! just as the deed was going to be done.As you can imagine,this often had tragic outcomes.
But Crumpledforeskin had a special gift.He could see dead people...oops wrong story.No he really did have a gift.his parents gave it to him,for his 12th birthday.It was a Mitsubishi Lancer.When CF was zooming around in his car, He couldnt see the road at all,Which made life more interesting, well if not life, then death at any rate, was now more interesting of course, when the people he crushed under his car went to heaven they felt superior to the lowly ones who had died ofcommon things like STD, Legionary's disease, and Shekhar Suman.For real enjoyment he used to scatter marbles before blind men and exchange the leash of their seeing eye dog to a rope tied to the rounte 45 bus.
He had one more special talent.He could fart on demand.This made him very popular with the renewable energy ministry as a source of biogas. They pleaded with him to help them solve theirenergy crisis, but CF being evil personified just farted in the energy ministers face.and ran away. well he tried to being about a foot and a half tall (just a little taller than Amir Khan).The Beautiful princess of the kingdom saw him and thought that he was a cockroach They hit him with a rubber chappal by mistake, thinking he was a roach (Periplaneta americana).That was the end of Solomon Grundy..err Crumpledforeskin

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahah , right E.O.

Lord of all Things said...

arey yaar full mast boley tho....im clicking on ur link and then expecting white and all boley tho...... im getting big shock!! and nice template finally changed aa?

bust now looking all sophisticated type temolate sure will go with ur posts aa??..haloscan gone now no... all old comments gone ..:O

and whatz with my link in ur links 2 times u gave and 2 times rong....
http://swathinandi.blogspot.com

do it ...

Anonymous said...

Arre new template aa? Everyone's changing templates...

Sexxxccy story macha... Seriously ROTFL!!

Anonymous said...

@AC: Yeah. what to do. some ppl cahnge blogs wonly, i wonly changed template..have had teh same one since the time of kubla khan
@Swaz: yeah. what to do...haloscan no allowing me to post..and then was bored of this template have had it for ages
@ EA: :D

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