If someone gave the Supreme Court judge a cup of tea,would Justice have been served?

Why didn't Ganguly go to the disco along with the rest of the team?

Thats because he is afraid of bouncers.

Why wouldn't anyone be..I almost lost a few teeth to a bouncer once...way back in 1902...BC...When I was a kid in school(very few adults attending schools those days you know...no adultery was our policy)..

Bird Flu outbreak in Turkey. :D

I was involved in an accident at an archery competition once.That was an Arrowing experience.Going to a certain English public school would also count in the same category. would being shot by an arrow that make me a holey man?
All this talk about archery and public schools made me hungry, i went down to the cafeteria but everythign was already Eaton.

In spite of the good monsoon we have recieved,there must be a water crisis brewing, whenever I flip to a news channel (curently only 43143253289437892478942978 in number) all they seem to talk about are TAPS. A regular tap dance is going on.
In U.P. Amarji was saying ki unke phone pe tap hai.lekin UP mein infrastructure is so bad ki is tap se bhi pani nahin aata.
Even the former minister Natwarji is facing problems,
Arey!what are taps to him? hain?..when he deals in barrels , and not the 12 bore variety might I add..but I won't bore you with details..with so many taps coming I suppose the need for bore wells has gone down?...how do I know you ask? well I heard it on the pipeline...err grape vine

Yesterday, I found myself in the vicintiy of that hallowed institution where many people valiantly attempted to impart education to yours truly-well one of the many hallowed "Institutions" where such exercises in futility were carried out at any rate.Since I was in the vicinity, and entry as usual was free and so was I, went in.
Disgraceful!!! College was totally empty at 3 in the afternoon, hardly any people lounging about..People actually attending afternoon classes, those who didnt attend go home katte..Arey in my time .No no we did not walk from Trichy to Madurai barefeet like the old uncleji used to say..we just hung around in college till late and indulged in various 'extracuricular' activities...err you know dramatics and so on (other than getting sloshed and re-enacting Sholay's Water tower scene).The quiz club we started is dead. That used to be fun.Afternoons spent lounging under a giant tamarind tree, smoking ,drinking and of course quizzing(we mustn't forget that now).We aslo managed attendence percentages of over 90,how that was achieved is another post.
Aaj ke studentaan don't want to take part in extracurricular activities ..That is what happens when you have high cut offs..too many muggu candidates...ask them about mime and they will give you a blank look , I wish they would give me a blank cheque.But ask them about mimosa and they will recite pages and pages totall word to word form A.C.Dutta...Things have changed so much.Arey! no one was even smoking!!! Tthat was soon remedied though.I sat alone and was full lost in nostalgia( and nicotine),untill some of the Chem lab staff recognised me and shook me out of my reverie by asking for chai-pani.Well there are some things that never change..

Alright.

First post of the New Year. Happy New Year all.

So what have I been upto all these days you ask? You didn't? Well I am going to tell you anyway.

Was off gallivanting in the wilds of Uttaranchal.Not too many specimens of birds.But a lot many "specimens" of Homo sapiens were discovered.More on that later.

Bonfires.Whiskey and Rum.

Panthera pardus...What a sighting it was.A wild leopard at 20 yards.What an amazingly graceful animal.

Vultures.

Snow Fight .

A Small Niltava.....

DumbC on the trains to and fro..

Mind Blowing.