Sunday, July 09, 2006

This past week has been a very trying time for me. Slurs have been cast upon my charachter.
I have been accused of
a) Speaking with an English accent (naat true wonly I am telling boletho...bleddy fellows)
b) horrors of horrors...being a Gentleman. With a capital G. (kaun nanga makeoda bola)
c)being a geek (this of course is fully true)
d) performing random acts of kindness..(arey I who will steal from a blind beggar)

My image has been damages irrepairably. I will either kill myself, or go to Rishikesh and become a sadhu...

On second thoughts, I shall just remain here and make your lives miserable.

9 comments:

[accuser] said...

you DO open doors for women.
you ARE extremely courteous (picking up tabs, etc).

i remain firm on that stand.
end story.

IdeaSmith said...

Thank goodness for that...we need some funny aliens around on this deathly boring planet.

scared to reveal name said...

@accuser: he opens doors...yea rite the restroom ones if anything i guess

slipperywhenfrosty said...

i agree...you are quite nice to women ...a bit of a gentleman..:D..dont kill me!!

MinCat said...

picking up tabs??? DUDE!! you still owe me from nange maekede trip!! is this the same person? lol.

main ich said...

@minicat: yes yes it is me..thanks you for recognising...the otherppl are confusing me with some ...gentleman..

main ich said...

@sliperrywhenfrosty:and Accuser: no no youve got the wrong man...im innocent..dont shoot. me.

main ich said...

@fraidycat aka cowardy custard: yes bang on.

main ich said...

@ideasmith: alien yes. gentleman no.