I don't have too much to say. Since that's never stoped me before..why should it stop me now.
I just saw the keyword analysis thingamajig on Statcounter and I find that someone has arrived at this particular point in cyberspace looking for :

a) Telangana porn: Yes lots of that here. Plenty of women named Pochamma, Pullaamma etc. caught in various positions performing various acts of personal nature.…Those regionally minded people who only want Andhra porn please watch films like Rajamhundry Rambha, Vayasu Pilustundi raa and such like.

b)Teleshopping sauna belts: If you’ve ever seen me you wouldn’t even mention “fitness” products and my name in the same sentence, especially these dodgy ones. Of course I don’t complain while watching the commercials. I once watched two such programmes back to back because I was too lazy to get off my rear and find the remote control.

c) hindi meaning of khatmal in English: I swear I did not make this up. I can’t even understand it, how can I make it up katte! Will some of the more educashunned peepuls reading this blog please explain to me what the Hindi meaning of khatmal in English is, please thrown in German subtitles as well.

d) traffic jam bappi lahiri lyrics: Aah! Finally! I am in my element now. I'm not totally sure but I think this song Traffic Jam was in that film Rock Dancer...that also boasted of that amazingly creative piece called "you are my chicken fry" It's is being remixed and used for KFC's new ad campaign katte, not Traffic Jam..the other one..Traffic Jam ought to be Hyderabad's new theme song.

e) Last and definitely not the least was the search for Telangana. : All I have to say is
Bad Request Error 404 . Constitute second SRC then try again.

Overheard at the Unit Canteen. Two lady officers were talking

Officer1: Hey! What do you think about this deo?
Officer2: Arey! It's too flower-flowery-girly-girly smelling yaar.
Officer1: So what?
Officer2: We are men now!

Here is the latest from our other bunch of jokers (the first being housed in Parliament) But It is indeed becoming difficult to tell those chaps apart.
So comments from yours truly in brackets.

This is an actual 100% genuine press release. except for my 81 paise worth. Thanks to boredsub for sending me this press release.

THE BOARD OF CONTROL FOR CRICKET IN INDIA

Hon. Secretary's Office, BCCI, Rajkot

PRESS RELEASE

12^th May, 2007

Regarding update on injury of Majnoj Tiwary.

(Manoj? ya Majnu?)

Mr Niranjan Shah, Hon Secretary, BCCI has announce following update on injury of Manoj Tiwary.

"Manoj Tiwary sustained an injury to the right shoulder while fielding at Dhaka. His shoulder came out and this was then relocated by Indian team physio Mr John Gloster.
(His shoulder came out, but the rest of him is straight)

Today Dr Anant Joshi examines Manoj at Mumbai and his MRI revealed a tear of antero inferior labrum. ( Inferior! Now I know you are talking about the cricket team)

(Ise kehte hain, international cricket dekhte ich uski phat gayi.)

Considering Manoj's age and demands of his dominant arm, arthroscopic shoulder surgery will be done by Dr Joshi on Monday. (Demands of his dominant arm, at his age too. The BCCI should not only foot his bill, but set him up as well. You wouldn't want him , to further damage anything in performing demanding activities with dominant arm.)

Post surgery, he is likely to be in a sling for three to four weeks and will then require rehab. Before full function can be achieved." ( He is likely to be in a sling eh? Why? Is he training to go on the moon mission? Will they put him on the sling and swing him round round round untill he reaches escape velocity?)

Philhal bus itna hi. Agli baar phir milenge. Namaskar.