Monday, May 28, 2007

I don't have too much to say. Since that's never stoped me before..why should it stop me now.
I just saw the keyword analysis thingamajig on Statcounter and I find that someone has arrived at this particular point in cyberspace looking for :

a) Telangana porn: Yes lots of that here. Plenty of women named Pochamma, Pullaamma etc. caught in various positions performing various acts of personal nature.…Those regionally minded people who only want Andhra porn please watch films like
Rajamhundry Rambha, Vayasu Pilustundi raa and such like.


b)Teleshopping sauna belts: If you’ve ever seen me you wouldn’t even mention “fitness” products and my name in the same sentence, especially these dodgy ones. Of course I don’t complain while watching the commercials. I once watched two such programmes back to back because I was too lazy to get off my rear and find the remote control.


c) hindi meaning of khatmal in English: I swear I did not make this up. I can’t even understand it, how can I make it up katte! Will some of the more educashunned peepuls reading this blog please explain to me what the Hindi meaning of khatmal in English is, please thrown in German subtitles as well.


d) traffic jam bappi lahiri lyrics: Aah! Finally! I am in my element now. I'm not totally sure but I think this song Traffic Jam was in that film Rock Dancer...that also boasted of that amazingly creative piece called "you are my chicken fry" It's is being remixed and used for KFC's new ad campaign katte, not Traffic Jam..the other one..Traffic Jam ought to be Hyderabad's new theme song.


e) Last and definitely not the least was the search for Telangana. : All I have to say is
Bad Request Error 404 . Constitute second SRC then try again.

14 comments:

canary said...

Your blog is very interesting!
Please, send me the photo of your pc desktop.
I'll publish on my blog!.


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Sheetal said...

ah! hello then pochamma :D

WV: riflyb; when someone rifles quickly through a blog in search of porn.

A Cynic in Wonderland said...

..maybe you can advertise to SUN tv?

Anil said...

Again, almost cracked a rib laughing. Telangana porn walked away with all the big laughs.

Arcane Crapper said...

So does that make you a Telangana porn star named Andhra Australoamma?

Australopithecus said...

@canary: why pray?

Australopithecus said...

sheetal: hehe :D good only

Australopithecus said...

@cynic: shhh! don't say sun tv Azhagiri supporters will come all the way to Mah. and burn your flat down.

Australopithecus said...

@anil: thank you saaru. :)

Australopithecus said...

@AC: alas no..i don't have a mustache..which is a prerequisite I believe.

Arcane Crapper said...

LIES! Of course you have a moustache. It's just that the chemical composition of your moustache-hair makes it very susceptible to attaching itself to your razor (which happens to act as a centre of adsorption or whatever it is.)

Heh.

Ideasmith said...

Hindi meaning of khatmal in English: Bistar-keeda (Bedbug) :-P

Australopithecus said...

@AC: ah. i see.

Jil Jil Ramamani said...

"can silk saris be put on bangers"
"Mallu in thongs"
"Cheek pinching Indians"

Lead to my blog. When it comes to weird keyword activity, you have competition. :P