Monday, July 23, 2007

A friend of mine went to Bangkok recently, the city and not the action. He was telling about some of his experiences there. When one talks about koks can pussies be far behind?

So this chap goes to this show where women are doing weird things, with various parts of their anatomy. Like this one: Women are opening beer bottles with their unmentionables.

Woah! I have trouble just opening bottles with openers, (these days the openers spend lots of time in the dressing room). No, but seriously, how did they come up with this idea.

Dyam! No opener...I wonder if I could open it with my cunt?

Friday, July 20, 2007

Orkutte.

One suggestion to all chaps on Orkut: If you do list one of your passions as "writing" try spelling it with a W.Spelling it with a single T would also be nice (Afzal ek single T , do Osmania biskoot laane jaldi).

Avoiding statement like "I am a simple man guy " would be great. Especially that insistence, by stating the fact twice, makes one wonder...But this one is great "i am selfmad man." At least this gentleman has the honesty to admit it.He drove himself crazy, imagine what he could do to you!

Incoherence is avoidable...

"wht to say an where to start with mee colll but talkitive an g luv music an carz an bikez don't 4get frndz too im a guy who want to be with frndz aonly most of da time..........
me do hav a friendly nature an love to increase them so do be my frnd u will be in a diif world an i do like to hav frndz like u all so plzzz vote SO PL VOTE 4TAJMAHAL PLZZZZZZZ AT LEAST 4THE SAKE OS INDIA 'S GLOURY"

...As is the repetition of the last alphabet of a word N number of times, such as "plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz", "moreeeeeeeeeeeee" and "i lovvveeeeeeeeee trishaaaaaaaa"

Bloomers like these will be laughed at, and you will be made fun off.

like this guy,who says:

"im a cute but fatty gut an i wann to reduce da weight an they tell it is done only by makin more frndz so i joined da orkut so............"

Oh i've got a gut feeling about you...and es ist nicht gut. Oh now I nknow why I'm not losing weight. I've only been making friends on orkut, not frndz. Could someone tell me how I could go about making Frndz?

"i do like to drink coolll drinkzmore.....................lik to shop an watch flims an do many more so wht do u say................................................"

'lik'? Whiskey Tango foxtrot is that? What do I say? I say jump in a dry well.

And as far as i know, being the young fogey that i am..Linakan park is not a band...in fact Linkin park should be banned.

His take on interaction with the opposite sex
"wht to tell more abt me im a very decent guy an love to flert girlz an i do it widh style an i think abt them before but i think i cannot now bcoz im angaged now so u hav to all tell abt me by adding me up..........................................................shure do add me up to get a very good frnd..........................................."

I swallowed all that...but.
now here is where I got suspicious...it could be a huge put up job...couldn't it.

"cuisines: many r their but srikanth an keerthii r my favroite cos......... "

oh well...as long as I laughed.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Aight. This here blog is now four years old...

yay! (fanfare) . Throws confetti in the air.
right thats all now..shows over. Ta-ta bye-bye pip-pip and all that.


oh! and you might want to read a post i wrote over here for Anil's blog's birthday. .
and now mine..like one celebrates ones birthday by eating out..I celebrated by writing out.