Friday, July 20, 2007

Orkutte.

One suggestion to all chaps on Orkut: If you do list one of your passions as "writing" try spelling it with a W.Spelling it with a single T would also be nice (Afzal ek single T , do Osmania biskoot laane jaldi).

Avoiding statement like "I am a simple man guy " would be great. Especially that insistence, by stating the fact twice, makes one wonder...But this one is great "i am selfmad man." At least this gentleman has the honesty to admit it.He drove himself crazy, imagine what he could do to you!

Incoherence is avoidable...

"wht to say an where to start with mee colll but talkitive an g luv music an carz an bikez don't 4get frndz too im a guy who want to be with frndz aonly most of da time..........
me do hav a friendly nature an love to increase them so do be my frnd u will be in a diif world an i do like to hav frndz like u all so plzzz vote SO PL VOTE 4TAJMAHAL PLZZZZZZZ AT LEAST 4THE SAKE OS INDIA 'S GLOURY"

...As is the repetition of the last alphabet of a word N number of times, such as "plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz", "moreeeeeeeeeeeee" and "i lovvveeeeeeeeee trishaaaaaaaa"

Bloomers like these will be laughed at, and you will be made fun off.

like this guy,who says:

"im a cute but fatty gut an i wann to reduce da weight an they tell it is done only by makin more frndz so i joined da orkut so............"

Oh i've got a gut feeling about you...and es ist nicht gut. Oh now I nknow why I'm not losing weight. I've only been making friends on orkut, not frndz. Could someone tell me how I could go about making Frndz?

"i do like to drink coolll drinkzmore.....................lik to shop an watch flims an do many more so wht do u say................................................"

'lik'? Whiskey Tango foxtrot is that? What do I say? I say jump in a dry well.

And as far as i know, being the young fogey that i am..Linakan park is not a band...in fact Linkin park should be banned.

His take on interaction with the opposite sex
"wht to tell more abt me im a very decent guy an love to flert girlz an i do it widh style an i think abt them before but i think i cannot now bcoz im angaged now so u hav to all tell abt me by adding me up..........................................................shure do add me up to get a very good frnd..........................................."

I swallowed all that...but.
now here is where I got suspicious...it could be a huge put up job...couldn't it.

"cuisines: many r their but srikanth an keerthii r my favroite cos......... "

oh well...as long as I laughed.

7 comments:

IdeaSmith said...

Bloody brilliant post, man! And thanks for spelling it with an extra T and E...the IT admin here has locked away all links that have the 'O' word in them. ;-)

Australopithecus said...

thank you :)...it was originally spelled without the extra letters, but i was abused into changing it..for the same reasons.

Australopithecus said...

PS: do you know how to make frndz? or frnds?

IdeaSmith said...

Yes, I'm very frendelly. Brasillian too.

Australopithecus said...

then please to tell all..how to make...as i need to lose "da weight'...and according to einstein there tis wonly done by making frndz and not friends.
this they tell a chap after 9 -10 seasons of it.

insomniac said...

hahahahahahahahaha that was brilliant
i wish i still had my orkut account, because i came across so many mad ones, you could've had a nice laugh at them.
cuisines: srikanth an keerthi LOL
too funny!
vill u frendshep me? me fine me in coll... n ya all the gurlz sez lik tat onlii...

Non-Sensei said...

rotfl.
whatte find i say.
i iz locking words to say...so now u say. say na, plzzzzzz.........................................................

ROTFL!