someone said.
"It is better to have loved and lost .......
...................... than to sit naked on an anthill covered in honey."

the last few days at the U. were pretty...shall we say ...interesting.eventfull at any rate.(Rs 20/kilo) full of violence.politics and all the things that make indian universties what they are.
no university is complete without violence
Like E.A said "I don't trust people who dont have these minor vices"(or words to that effect)
i dont trust any U or C that hasnt had any student trouble.

Thought I'd stop by and say something funny. There. I just did.

do you rememebr this...

Rain is falling,Chama cham cham.
Ladki ne aankh mari , gir gaye hum.
tan tana tan tanatanan.

khatarnak it was..

Is it parsoon yet?

Kaal Kare So Aaj Kar, Aaj Kare So Abh.
Pal Mein Pralaya Hoyegi, Bahuri Karoge Kabh.

Life : where is the user manual eh?

Life was so simple under those trees.
Future, past none of it mattered.
now....

An operator alpha is said to be Hermetian if

integral psi* alpha psi dtau = integral psi (alpha psi)* dtau= integral psi alpha* psi* dtau

where psi* is the complex conjugate of psi.
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Help!!!

*dreaded exams approaching.....should i panic
+hmmm.. not yet there is still time for that. now is time for contemplation..on the last day we panic....
* might i remind you that we arent in kansas..i mean NC anymore toto.
+point....has been noted...anyway too late now...parsoon dekhlinge...

so what does one do if one is jack of one trade , forget master.

so on doing the sums..it comes down to this....i actually paid Rs 3 a minute for watching a movie..i still cant believe it.....i mean im sure even those seedy party line phone calls must be cheaper than this....(embarassed laugh) not that I would know too much about those of course......
this thing has been occupying my limited brain space for a few days now, that just shows you what a makhichoos i am....
no no i didnt buy tickets "in black" for tagore first show. this was a regular ticket for blue planet at the imax..expensive innit?

I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.

*try pipetting with both nostrils blocked..
+ no thanks i just did that
*so how does that feel?
+well now i know what iodine in solution tastes like, and that methyl acetate has a lovely err...tang.
*hmm.

hmm ever realise saying "a tissue" sounds as if you are sneezing.

RIPPPPPP OFFFFFFFFFFFFF........that IMAX.

sorry..was lost in thought...you see its unfamiliar territory.

They sell Model flat tapes???? who would want to buy those?

i remember a line from Becker.vaguely something like "dont give me that 15 minute routine. i'm a doctor. i invented the 15 min routine.

wel it happened to me . i went to consult teh medicine man at round 12 noon and 15 minutes later at 1:30 i was ushered into his presence...hmm damn i must a been stuck in some wierd time warp...

I reiterate.
Why me?

Hah! internet restored after 3 days....have been bombarded by mail.. most o it junk. but see this junk mail business is very dangerous.what if people were judged by the mail they get in thier inbox eh? eh? then according to my junk mail i would be bald , broke,impotent and in need of larger breasts. well if you are bald, impotent and need bigger breasts man you do have some serious problems...and i dont understand this the same mailer sends out spam advertising to the same inbox adverstiseing enlargement of certain male body parts(essential to the continuation of the human race[oh its a race is it what are the odds teh bookies have on it?]). as well as certain parts of the female anatomy..which though not as essential for teh aforementioned purpose still pretty usefull(if only for aesthetic value for teh time being but we will attend bio class a little later) and all:D. now right..i was never really good at human anatomy and all that but see wouldnt the existence of one such body part essentially preclude the existance of teh other in the same individual? i mean these are not stamens and pistils and all that for cryin out loud.....what were they thinking
i suppose thats the same question many people will ask(ie what was i thinking) when they read this. and speaking of bets and odds. what are teh odds that ill be buzzed after someone reads this .:D

here is to late nights on msn...

another dude said ."every bastard thinks he is working hard ". how true...here is to you $@!f.

Some dude once said..the only thing that is constant is change. somehow hat was a bitt too much for my single neuron. but speaking of change..if change is what you want...do not contact an autowallah. then dont seem to have change at all. but well they agitate for change in the fares.

unearthed my fave T shirt today. the most comfortable one i own.
unfortunately this is also one of teh reasons why ive worn it so many times that it now resembles a poncha kapda and has also been pressed into service on that front once , but i valiantly rescued it. and after a bit of washing and all that it was good enuff to wear again(much to the despair of my parents).
i just realised that this has survived 5 years of severe illtreatment at my hands(well not hands exactly but u figure..). and to survive ill treatment from me ladles and jelly spoons is no mean task. yes the once black colour has now faded to an indeterminate sort of blue green gray colour .but it is as comfortable as teh day i bought it in a small little shop.chose this over ones with real rude messages and stuff the sanest being ..my brother went to kathmandu and all he got me was this !@#$all tshirt.
now coming back to teh point....weell not quite 5 yrs.(few months short so anyway this calls for a celebration....anyone kind enuff to give this fakir a treat?

"Gentlemen",he said"the game is afoot" and he tore up the stairs.
The butler,shaking his head sadly,swept up the pieces.

allright, ok maybe im not the most intelligent man on this planet.so i usually need certain things to be explained to me. like this for instance...what exactly do you mean when you say a self help group. i mean comeon this is one of the worst oxymorons i've heard since military intelligence.
so what exactly does one do in a self help group....does everyone sit in a room together(but separately) and solve thier problems independently(but together)...damn this is confusing....i think ill enroll in a self help group for dumb idiots who ask way to many questions for thier own good(and they'd better shut up or else the boss wont like it. and u know what happens to people whom the boss doesn't like, right?...they sleep with teh fishes. [do u mean fish?] no you !@#$!@$! i mean fishes . u will sleep with the fishes like luca brazi.)

after all the nursery rhymes and fairy tales.was reminded of this song from an Ajay Devgan flick ....
jack and jill went up the hill ,tu karle mere havale dil.
twinkle twinkle littel star , main karti hoon tumse pyar.

do listen to this song if u can its amazingly idiotic.

.......copper wire.........

Only kids join the "infant"ry.
>what about grown ups?
hmm thats a point to be noted .what about adults....maybe they join the "adult"ry?

Screw-ups are just nature's way of saying, "I'm bored"

"oh lord, tell me whom to smite and they shall be smoten"-- homer j. simpson
(courtesy gayu)