Speaking of hairy men. its that time of the year innit. when the old "christmas thata" , you know ,old nick, comes sliding down chimneys...why does he always go down the chimney i wonder...maybe it 'soots' him?

aaaaah christmas..when everyone in 'the abroad' is so Santamental....errr i mean sentimental, mental anyways santa or senti..
well looks like im on a roll..no not a swiss roll...but one of cracking faaltu christmas jokes.
how bout a knock knock joke then eh?
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree.


Another thing about Christmas bhai, it is defintitely not the season of giving.How do I figure that you ask, well gentle reader (ie you lousy layabouts with nothing better to do other than read the drivel i dish out.) See no one even wants to share their Christmas. What maaki giving and all that .. see every where you go you hear people saying Meri Christmas, Meri Christmas...what it is??eh?Can't even share the festival or what?