Monday, October 19, 2009

Heard on the bus.

"You know kids shouldn't go trick or treating this Halloween, they should do it the Obama way and stay at home and people will give them candy for their potential to trick or treat."

Don't laugh fuckers, I personally know a good many of you who read this blog. Some of you, on the same token could be facing molestation charges as "Potential to grope air-hostesses on domestic flights"

for those of you who live in a cave have not been following the news here is what happened. Living in a cave also might indicate why not knowing any better, you chanced upon this blog.

Barack O. won the Ghanta- Bhi-Nahin Piss prize, won by those, though not completely full of shit, are not short on other forms of excrement.

Seriously folks, nowadays getting the piss prize seems to be as easy as giving a urine sample (the travails of one such test will be mentioned in another post). All you need to be able to do is to piss in a cup, and the piss prize will be yours.
Mohd. Asif and Shoaib Akhtar seem to me in line.

I wonder who is going to win it next year?

Suleiman Chaosh from Barkas? Venkat Reddy from Vanasthalipuram? Both candidates are old hands at the game, and have pissed on many great monuments starting from the Charminar to Sidhanti women's college (opposite Lamba theatre) And I used the term old hands very carefully, I hope they wash their hands at least before shaking hands with those Scandinavian types, who are handing out the prize.


Seema Smile said...

Piss prize... very apt. All the previous winners will shrivel up and die of dehydration (if they aren't already dead)
I wonder if Morarji Desai ever won it.

Cynic in Wonderland said...

Piss prize indeed. Oh there was this superb article in washington post on anticipatory prizes. Will mail you the link if i find it. said...

yindeedy yaaar. bleddy naansense wonly.

p.s. word verif: squalid

muhahahahahaha. the aptness is also frighteningly disturbing. full mind-reading types. what next? **shudder**

Australopithecus said...

@ Seema: There was this cartoon about the time when Indira Gandhi went, and morarji came that read
"From the despot to the pisspot."

Australopithecus said...

@Cynic: Pliss to be doing lathat.

Australopithecus said...

@Dragonfly : Too much only this artificial intelligence these days.
...too much on the artificial, not enough intelligence?